Quoting catwoman:

It's because of some internal server problems... We apologize for the inconvenience.

Quoting thehandsom:

and if your server does not have enough ram, programnmes start fighting about the ram.(server gets very slow-cpu usage go quite high etc)
And sometimes programmes get killed by the Operating systems.
dbs are killed first in some type of servers

Of course above is just my general observations on webservers and dbs..not related to tc..

Quoting peace train:

This is serious. How can you say that about server Bush? Where is the evidence that he ever had speed?

Something must me done about this attack on the dbs by the Op Systems.

Quoting peace train:

This is serious. How can you say that about server Bush? Where is the evidence that he ever had speed? It is a fact that for something to slow down, it had to be quick and sharp to begin with.

Something must me done about this attack on the dbs by the Op Systems. Invite them to the forum to discuss their grievances. It's imperative they have confidence in the mediator though. On no account must you allow Mccain anywhere near such a delicate matter, he's only interested in bytes and will perpetuate the problem. Adonis is your man, he proved his worth in his RAM campaign (Runts Against Menopausals).

But who will be his rubbibg partne?

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting peace train:

It's worse than I thought . . .A new strategy is required . . . send for MrX67 . Catwoman? Where is the Super Xman emoticon with the red knickers?

Quoting azade:

MySQL
One day I'll come up with the perfect alternative!

Quoting thehandsom:

Are you aware that there have been nearly 1.000.000 db have been killed so far, just to steal the RAM dbs have been using?

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting peace train:

Catwoman? Where is the Super Xman emoticon with the red knickers?

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting peace train:

Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting thehandsom: Are you aware that there have been nearly 1.000.000 db have been killed so far, just to steal the RAM dbs have been using? Dont talk about what you dont know. It is a filthy lie that 1,000,000 db have been killed. Where is your evidence? Genocide of db? Where is the proof?

Quoting AEnigma III:

Hehehe
Peacetrain you got very funny since you stopped giving advice and started being Jack Nicholson

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting peace train: Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting thehandsom: Are you aware that there have been nearly 1.000.000 db have been killed so far, just to steal the RAM dbs have been using? Dont talk about what you dont know. It is a filthy lie that 1,000,000 db have been killed. Where is your evidence? Genocide of db? Where is the proof? He has read too much Microsoft Weekly. Doesn't he know who backs that publication, from the comfort of their deck chairs on Blackpool Sea Front? Open your eyes man! I suggest you read: The Hawkins Herald, Gates' Gazette, The Daily Democeat and The Republican Reporter. But steer clear of The Bush Bugle (nothing but comic strips and candy ads) and John's Journal (he just can't make his mind up from one column to the next).

Quoting AEnigma III:

Hehehe
Peacetrain you got very funny since you stopped giving advice and started being Jack Nicholson

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting peace train:

Quoting catwoman: Quoting AEnigma III: Hehehe Peacetrain you got very funny since you stopped giving advice and started being Jack Nicholson It's never about us, it's always about them! Armenians agree with alpha, peace train transformed... It's a proof that we were always right!

Quoting Leelu:

indexing the db helps with performance issues and should be done weekly on large db such as this. There may also be locks on the db's that never let go .. if I was a guessing person its all the searches for sevgilimaskimbebegimcanim, seni seviyorum, seni özliyeceğim, etc etc etc .. we know that today was valentines day so the airwaves where over powered with those kinds of txt messages. mysql can be a good running machine but only if some things are done to maintain it correctly - yes I have too much experience with db's of course it would have nothing to do with microsofts bad habit of just "locking up" and not letting go

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting Leelu:

yeeeeeeeeees sadly I am in IT mine used to take that long but once we added indexing and ran them weekly it finally got down to a manageable time. Toad also helps by allowing a script to be setup to run the indexing .. hehehe .. just don't tell anyone I'm a computer geek ok? .. can we keep it our little secret?

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting femme_fatal:

leelu,
you can have my man. hes free. no need to hide as if you two were chatting mysql nonsense

Quoting femme_fatal:

leelu,
you can have my man. hes free. no need to hide as if you two were chatting mysql nonsense

Quoting thehandsom:

and snap @Aenigma

Quoting femme_fatal:

leelu,
you can have my man. hes free. no need to hide as if you two were chatting mysql nonsense

Quoting peace train:

Don't listen to FF Leelu, Handsom has an embarrassing secret

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting thehandsom:

Leelu..she was just jealous..she was not serious..
mysql secret messages?hmm
how about
thehandsom_s_lovedb > select * into love_leelu from love_femme;
thehandsom_s_lovedb >drop table love_femme;

Quoting thehandsom:

awww..Leelu..me too

Quoting Leelu:

oooooooh cnm .. such beaaaaaaaaaaautiful words!!!
Leelu_db_sql > DROP TABLE Dudu_Info cascade constraints;
CREATE TABLE new_Dudu_Info (
Destination_Key NUMBER(3) NOT NULL,
Communication_Key NUMBER(3) NOT NULL,
Translation_Partner_Key NUMBER(3) NOT NULL,
State_Key NUMBER(3) NOT NULL,
Detail VARCHAR2(10 NULL,
Login VARCHAR2(65) NULL,
Password VARCHAR2(65) NULL,
IP VARCHAR2(65) NULL,
Port VARCHAR2(1 NULL,
PRIMARY KEY ( Destination_Key, State_Key ),
FOREIGN KEY ( Communication_Key ) REFERENCES Communication_Info,
FOREIGN KEY ( Trading_Partner_Key ) REFERENCES Translation_Partner_Info,
FOREIGN KEY ( State_Key ) REFERENCES Dudu_States );
/* New Dudu Table */
INSERT INTO Dudu_Info VALUES ( 95, 1, 91, 20, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL );
Commit;
/* special note all numeric values are in hundred thousand */

Quoting Leelu:

PRIMARY KEY ( Destination_Key, State_Key ),
FOREIGN KEY ( Communication_Key ) REFERENCES Communication_Info,

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting kadnad1:

Why does turkishclass.com and the dictionary website suddenly stop working every now and then? or is this only happening to me?

Quoting MarioninTurkey:

I think it happens when too many people break rule 10. The server decides not to allow any discussion to continue, even those not about religion....

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting MarioninTurkey:

Many of us regularly give advice as follows:

drop table_dudu_db
DOESN'T commit;

Quoting Leelu: