Perhaps  you should be more concerned with the leaves on your lawn instead of causing trouble here! 

In December I´m going to Guatemala and because I have a stopover in Houston I had to apply for the US Visa Waiver Program. Filling in all necessary information I came to these questions:

A) Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict?    Yes / No
B) Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a violation related to a controlled substance; or have been arrested or convicted for two or more offenses for which the aggregate sentence to confinement was five years or more; or have been a controlled substance trafficker; or are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities?     Yes /  No
C) Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?    Yes /  No
D) Are you seeking to work in the U.S.; or have you ever been excluded and deported; or been previously removed from the United States or procured or attempted to procure a visa or entry into the U.S. by fraud or misrepresentation?    Yes  / No
E) Have you ever detained, retained or withheld custody of a child from a U.S. citizen granted custody of the child?    Yes  / No
F) Have you ever been denied a U.S. visa or entry into the U.S. or had a U.S. visa canceled?     Yes /  No
If yes:  when 
where   
G) Have you ever asserted immunity from prosecution?    Yes /  No

Sure, if the answer would be ´yes, I´m a terrorist´ or any of these other rather silly questions I would answer positive......

BTW - permission to go to Houston is already granted.....

 Aren´t all you cloggies terrorist?  I am not sure I will feel safe in Houston with you here!

AE´s heinous spamming! 

 AE is spamming??  She didn´t spam ME!!!!!!!!!! 

 Me neither and to think I just chased the raccoons off her fields

.............you joke about raccoons....but I really have to deal with them.  They are cute...but can be dangerous...(rabbies for one thing) they have hands, which they can use very well.

BTW I´ve found a source of granulated coyote urine........that in conjunction with recorded coyote howls works pretty well....hmmm....Ill have to be careful with the coyote stuff....I don´t want to attract them to my backyard.

 Raccoons appear to be quite clever too.  I finally had to move my garbage cans in the garage.  What seems to be a problem now is deer season.  Almost have hit two deers now coming to work..  I feel terrible when I see them crossing busy intersections, since we have forced them out of their natural habitat.  I´m wondering if those deer detectors you can buy for your car, really works..

 Raccoons appear to be quite clever too.  I finally had to move my garbage cans in the garage.  What seems to be a problem now is deer season.  Almost have hit two deers now coming to work..  I feel terrible when I see them crossing busy intersections, since we have forced them out of their natural habitat.  I´m wondering if those deer detectors you can buy for your car, really works..

 Well, here in the great state of Texas, we shoot them.  They are rarely a problem after that!