Pfff, the Jehova´s Whitnesses are alwayssss knocking on my door. I work from home several days a week, and then they irritate me. I guess their target audience is "people who are at home during a work week at 11 o clock in the morning"... So I guess their usual target audience is "people who have nothing going on in their lives anyway"

I used to be a Jehova Witnesses´ magnet when I lived in Poland. I´ve no idea what they saw in me that no matter where I´d move, they´d follow and try to convert me to their irritating sect. Fortunately, here I haven´t met a single one, although their Hall is quite near. And all other door-to-door salvation sellers are polite enought to go away after being told I´m not interested.

A friend of mine left Jehova Witnesses after discovering their scams and dishonesty. In result her whole family who were in it stopped were forced to turn their backs at her, which meant no more talking to her or having any contact at all. So pathetic really...

Same thing happened to a friend of mine but actually she was better off without her crazy family.  

Hm, that one doesn´t really work written down... The English teacher in me says "fan is not spelled correctly."

...and how exactly does the English teacher in you think ´fan´ should be spelt then??? 

fen? ven? ventilator? fantilator?

Of course it´s spelt correctly! 

The guy in the picture is a fan... the windy thing in the picture is a ven, which is short for ventilator. Sorry for totally ruining the joke

Actually the windy thingy is called fan in English. And so is the manual version of it

 HAHAHAHA This made me laugh .. Never heard of a ven in my life.

And we use ventilator to describe a machine used in hospitals to help people breath which they are attached to through a pipe.