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Universal Truths
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 04:34 pm |
- Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
- At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
- Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
- You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
- Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
- You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
- Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
- Old ladies can eat more than you think.
- You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
- Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
- You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
(Courtesy of Peter Kay)
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 04:39 pm |
I think I could dispute at least a few of those.......
But perhaps life is just too short!!!
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 04:40 pm |
I think I could dispute at least a few of those.......
But perhaps life is just too short!!!
You are so pedantic today!!!!
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 04:42 pm |
You are so pedantic today!!!!
Why should I change the habit of a lifetime sweetie???
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 04:49 pm |
Why should I change the habit of a lifetime sweetie???
Sometimes change is good.
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 05:35 pm |
Sometimes change is good.
Strange you should say that sweetie - given where my life is at currently.......
But that is a totally different story
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 05:37 pm |
Strange you should say that sweetie - given where my life is at currently.......
But that is a totally different story
Hmmmm me too
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 05:40 pm |
Hmmmm me too
Wanna meet me in the fountains to talk about it hun???
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 05:41 pm |
Wanna meet me in the fountains to talk about it hun???
Or just meet in the fountains and play?
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 05:46 pm |
what fountains?
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 06:49 pm |
- Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
- At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
- Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
- You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
- Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
- You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
- Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
- Old ladies can eat more than you think.
- You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
- Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
- You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
(Courtesy of Peter Kay)
Heeeeeeeeey!! i wrote these b4 on the what made you laugh toiday thread!
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 07:23 pm |
what fountains?
Any fountains will do........
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 07:27 pm |
I think I could dispute at least a few of those.......
But perhaps life is just too short!!!
+1
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 11:11 pm |
Heeeeeeeeey!! i wrote these b4 on the what made you laugh toiday thread!
And that´s the second time one of your posts has been ´stolen´ this week!
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12 Oct 2008 Sun 03:47 am |
And that´s the second time one of your posts has been ´stolen´ this week!
I think they call it plaguarism!!!
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 08:54 am |
Men and women are different.
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 11:42 am |
Heeeeeeeeey!! i wrote these b4 on the what made you laugh toiday thread!
Humble apologies Doudi94 - I didn´t realise you had already posted this, I am not such a frequent visitor to this site these days
However...the only victim of plaguarism is Peter Kay!
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 12:05 pm |
You´re right, change ÃS good sometimes
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 02:33 pm |
You´re right, change ÃS good sometimes
Except in YOUR case - you used to be such a sweet young girl!!!
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 03:05 pm |
Except in YOUR case - you used to be such a sweet young girl!!!
So, now I am a sour old boy? For all it matters, I´m still young and female
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