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Universal Truths
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 05:46 pm |
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what fountains? 
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 06:49 pm |
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- Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
- At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
- Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
- You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
- Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
- You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
- Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
- Old ladies can eat more than you think.
- You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
- Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
- You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
(Courtesy of Peter Kay)
Heeeeeeeeey!! i wrote these b4 on the what made you laugh toiday thread!
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| 12. |
11 Oct 2008 Sat 07:23 pm |
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what fountains?
Any fountains will do........
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| 13. |
11 Oct 2008 Sat 07:27 pm |
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I think I could dispute at least a few of those.......
But perhaps life is just too short!!!
+1 
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 11:11 pm |
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Heeeeeeeeey!! i wrote these b4 on the what made you laugh toiday thread!
And that´s the second time one of your posts has been ´stolen´ this week!
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12 Oct 2008 Sun 03:47 am |
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And that´s the second time one of your posts has been ´stolen´ this week!
I think they call it plaguarism!!!
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 08:54 am |
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Men and women are different.
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 11:42 am |
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Heeeeeeeeey!! i wrote these b4 on the what made you laugh toiday thread!
Humble apologies Doudi94 - I didn´t realise you had already posted this, I am not such a frequent visitor to this site these days 
However...the only victim of plaguarism is Peter Kay!
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 12:05 pm |
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You´re right, change ÃS good sometimes  
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 02:33 pm |
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You´re right, change ÃS good sometimes
Except in YOUR case - you used to be such a sweet young girl!!! 
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 03:05 pm |
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Except in YOUR case - you used to be such a sweet young girl!!!
So, now I am a sour old boy? For all it matters, I´m still young and female 
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