• Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
• At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
• Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
• You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
• Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
  You never know where to look when eating a banana.
• You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
• Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
• Old ladies can eat more than you think.
• You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
• Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
• You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

(Courtesy of Peter Kay)

what fountains?

I think I could dispute at least a few of those.......

But perhaps life is just too short!!!

Heeeeeeeeey!! i wrote these b4 on the what made you laugh toiday thread!

 And that´s the second time one of your posts has been ´stolen´ this week!

Heeeeeeeeey!! i wrote these b4 on the what made you laugh toiday thread!

 Humble

 You´re right, change İS good sometimes

 Except in YOUR case - you used to be such a sweet young girl!!!