ODE TO MODS

Oh our wonderful mods,

How we love you so,

From the top of your heads

To your smallest toe.

Today you went missing,

And I wanted to cry,

I would say that I miss you

But I never lie.

When we dont want you here

You all log in

To delete my posts

And throw them into the bin

But now I am praying

To the great God Admin

Please come and save us

From Poetry Prym.

Aenigma 2008

Hahahahahahah... brilliant poem! Good job.. made me laugh..

 Yes, as you see I am a very very gifted poet.  I am thinking of getting them published....

Anyway, thank you Catwoman for sorting out this unspeakable mess

Another of my works.

ODE TO FEMME

Femmeous femme?

Femmeous? What As?

For her wit? Her humour?

Or her Big Fat Ass?

Aenigma 2008

 I love it!  Maybe theH or Marion could translate it for us into Turkish for us

(and sorry I was out shopping all day!)

 Genius idea!

(I am requesting translation now in the proper forum )

It must be kiss up to the mods day....you didn´t send me a PM letting me know, or I would have submitted my poem as well! 

 bravo bravo!!!

of course im speechless, and i dont find words to thank you. i also cant find enough brains to understand such brilliant and outstanding poem. you see im just a plain village girl.

if you just could give wider explanation to each of your extremly short verses, i believe they hide something more interesting and genius

 Femme, she´s just calling you a fat ass.  Whoops...I don´t think we can say the "A" word here anymore.

 I am sorry Femmous, I will try and break-down the literary masterpiece into simple language.

ODE TO FEM

Femmeous Femme?     (Here we are saying "Famous Femme" a clever pun on your name of course).

Femmous what as?  (Here the masterful poet asks herself the question "What is this Femme famous for?"

For her wit? Her humour?  (Here we see the genius poet probing the question "just what is she famous for?  Her wit?  Her Humour? Of course no, that is laughable in itself.

Or Her Big Fat Ass?  (Here the poet draws the conclusion that femmeous is famous ONLY for her particularly large posterior, this is both insightful and cleverly deduced and shows the poets overall high intelligence)

The overall brilliance and artistry of this poem is further enhanced, perhaps in e.e. cummings style, with the repetitive use of the question mark.

Overall, a wonderful piece.

 for a moment i thought you were flattering me, but no, you were honestly asking genuine questions, and yes i agree, i too question it. to be or not to be? humour or an ass? what to think? you left me with a puzzle.

but still such a wonderful piece. can i have it with your signature?

 Let´s ask your askim.  Ciko what do you like most about Femme?  Her humour or her ass?

your humour and her ass would be a great combination

 Offfffffff I can assure you there is nothing wrong with my ass!!!

i expect you will have at least 100 spams from dudus after this declaration

 do you think dudus waste their time reading our posts?

 No......... the simple answer

 None of them speak English so they wouldn´t understand anyway

A translation (with some artistic licence) from the wondeful Merih

" MODLARA GAZEL

Oh, bizim muhteþem Mod´larýmýz

(baþýnýzýn tepesinden,en küçük ayak parmaðýnýza kadar,) (this is the translation)

Sizi tepeden týrnaða (this is how we say it in Turkish)

öyle çok seviyoruz ki..

Bugün gelmediniz,

ve ben aðlamak istedim.

Sizi özledim demek isterdim,

ama ben yalancý deðilim.

Ne zaman sizi burda istemesek,

Hemen gelirsiniz,

Postalarýmý silersiniz

ve onlarý çöpe atarsýnýz.

Ama bugün dua ediyorum,

Þu yüce Admin´e..

Bu þiir hastalýðýndan

Bizi kurtarsýn diye...

I am sorry but i don´t know what is Prym.. so i just made up something..

That was fun...  "

 and whats wrong with my humour?

 merih, well done!

I am announcing November 12th, the TC Mods and Admins Appreciation Day! Thanks Aenigma for the idea.

Stop by and send your favorite mod a thank you pm.

 Favourite mod?  Is that a bit like asking us to choose our favourite snake?

 Thanks................................

for you personally, maybe! but you are not without a fault either

stop by and kiss a snake

 Heheh such a Turkish reply!!!

I have MILLIONS of faults

But I am so cute

12 november, right after armistice too much for one week.

well I´ve only been moderated once and she was soo lovely about it

Happy MOD day!!

 Nobody likes a teacher´s pet....

 back to detention girl....I have my apple

Happy Mods Day.....a simple thank you very much is all i can offer

A big thank you to all the mods and admin for their hard work and efforts. Much appreciated - thanks again

It was a big mistake to start this thread ......

On behalf of mods and admins, THANK YOU..

It is nice to be appreciated..

Thank you for your thanks and also big thank you to all the mods!

The undercover team does NOT count here!!!

Oh dear, I swear to the Grand Spaghetti Monster, I will never post such a sick thread again.  Please Catwoman, do what you do best and DELETE THIS THREAD

(TheH a mod? )

Stop it CW..

You said that you would be on holiday..NO? 

 Only in his tiny little head.

 you are full of faults and have a woolly head.

 Hmmmm I wondered how suddenly IP addresses were able to be checked

Aenigma, you are ruining this thread! This is a Mod Appreciation Thread, ok?

 It is MY thread and I am ordering you OFF!

Stop spreading lies GG..My head is gigantic..

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Excellent post..BRILLIANT !!

 you know too much

will you pm me? (wanted to post teas wink, but cant) my brain is so thin!

 Will meet you in usual place, outside hamam

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 ok

 i will be in a pink burka, and will send you a teas wink!

 The only honest, true post on this thread.

Well done TheH

 No canim that is just your ego that is gigantic.

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Will do!

who are the mods?

can i also be a mod? a model mod?

or at least make aenigma mod?

its unfair that i dont have anyone there to protect me.

 A wonderful idea

I would be the BEST MOD EVER!!!!

 not better than me, but you are ok since i will never become a mod here, i have no choice but to propmote you and vote for you.

so lets vote for aenigma 

 Catwoman why did you do this????? I have been inundated with PM´s................. it will take me days to read them and I so busy with work...................

 Unless of course, you are the said Mod!  (btw, it was not me......... )