Haven´t you heard anything about Blacksean person, funny Temel. Here are some quotes from him.
- They ask Temel:
"Do you want beauty or stupidity?"
He says: "I want stupidity, because beauty is temporary".
- They ask Temel who is condemned to death for his last wish.
He says: "Please burry me next to my son".
They say: "But your son is alive!"
He says: "No problem, I can wait".
- Temel´s teacher speaks on the phone:
"Oh, Temel is sick and he can not come to school today? Too bad. OK then, who am I speaking with?"
-My father...
- In the night of a war, after a long skirmish, Temel takes a cigarette and light his lighter.
His friend says: "Are you crazy? It is too dangerous!"
Temel says: "No, it´s not. I do not inhale it".
- Temel wins a lot of money, and takes his family to a luxurious restaurant. Temel asks for a very precious wine.
Waiter asks: "Which year would you like?"
Temel says: "Well, if possible, I want it now".
- His friend asks Temel:
"Do you know why surgeons wear masks?"
Temel says: "Yes, in order not to be identified by patients, if they do something wrong".
- Temel was tried for bank robbery. But in the last hearing, the judge decided to his dismissal for lack of evidence. Temel became very happy and said:
"Now this means, I got all the money?"
....many Turks in your workplace??
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