St. Patrick´s Day makes me recollect many funny St. Patrick´s Day quotes. The Irish love for alcohol has been a source of humor as several funny St. Patrick´s Day quotes poke fun at the drinking habit. Irish people love to joke about themselves. In fact, a great deal of St. Patrick´s Day humor is found in toasts raised by the Irish. Get a taste of the Irish sense of humor with these funny St. Patrick´s Day quotes.

Irish Blessing
May the Good Lord take a liking to you... but not too soon!

Author Unknown
Saint Patrick was a gentleman
Who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland
Here´s a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees
Lest we lose ourselves and then...
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see them snakes again!

Author Unknown
Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick´s Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th.

Daryl Stout
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don´t want to press your luck.

Irish Saying
There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.

Irish Saying
There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn´t drink when he´s living,
How in the hell can he drink when he´s dead?

Irish Saying
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

Charles M. Madigan
St. Patrick -- one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.

St. Patrick´s Day Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one!

Irish Toast
It is better to spend money like there´s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there´s no money!

Irish Toast
May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband (or wife).

For those interested in the history of the man!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/716179/st_patrick_an_alternative_vision_of.html?cat=34

May you have the hindsight to know where you´ve been, The foresight to know where you are going, And the insight to know when you have gone too far

Thanks for the info warning Lessluv, we will be extra careful today with drunk and dribbling Irish folks

 nothing new there then!!

these saying and quotes are horrible

this one that i hate much. it encourages to drink

Irish Saying
There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn´t drink when he´s living,
How in the hell can he drink when he´s dead?

A bit like the song

I´ll eat when I´m hungry , I´ll drink when I´m dry

and if the whiskey don´t kill me ....I´ll live til I die

drinking occasionally is not a bad thing, but drinking just for drinking is what i cant stand.

Well I think Irish will always be different with their sense of humor and drinking habits etc..

That is the reason we love you Irish guys..

What about us Irish gals?   

We love you Irish gals MORE

 more drunk irish gals we love

oops i forgot to buy my vodka to rinse my throat

 Hey, I´m not drunk yet...it is only 9am here in my part of the world!  Femme, if you are going to stop and get vodka, do you mind picking up some beer as well?  I need one to nurse my hangover from last nights Pre-St Patricks Day festivities!

 but i need vodak for a medical reason only one dobrowski told me its good to gargle your throat with a bit of salt.

so im off to shop to get one. dont tempt me with your silly posts until i come back.

you shouldnt drink during your work hours

vodka dobrowska! I hope it calms down daydreamer before she kills me.

 its for my throat. dont count on it too much.

 I have an Irish name,  (named after an Irish saint - if only my mother knew ) and I like Kilkenny´s and Caffreys, does that count?

 Libra, you should know that on St. Patricks Day even a loose association with anything Irish counts!

 hehehe!  I knew my time in Delaneys Bars in Hong Kong was not a total waste of time

Isn´t it only Irish-Americans who celebrate this?

 Any excuse!

how about the English?

 English?

Why would they celebrate St. Patrick´s Day?

see folks, how racist these English are!

 st georges day is so well celebrated !!!!

  nice!

 Actually, I think it is a holiday in Ireland.  But we definately celebrate it here in the US. 

Found this link.....it is a fairly short.

http://wilstar.com/holidays/patrick.htm

 It is a holiday in Ireland, but they don´t take it to quite the extremes as the US!

 We do have a tendancy to take opportunities to party VERY VERY seriously! 

 Hmmmm I need to move to the US

The Irish are mad Everybody was drunk by 2pm, children are running around with shamrocks painted on their faces, puring green water onto others. I missed the parade but I saw some crazy cars on M50