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Adam and Eve
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1.       ManDingo
15 posts
 20 Oct 2009 Tue 05:08 am

I am not religious or anything but there is something that I have been really curious about since I was a little boy.

 

Did Adam and Eve have ´belly buttons´ ... if so... how so...

Any input would be appreciated, thank you.

2.       alex de souza
60 posts
 20 Oct 2009 Tue 10:44 am

Why would a "normal" man think about belly buttons of adam and eve?

3.       armegon
1872 posts
 20 Oct 2009 Tue 11:27 am

If they had lived, they should have had .

4.       libralady
5152 posts
 20 Oct 2009 Tue 12:37 pm

I would be more curious as to how big the snake was......... Unsure

 

As for belly buttons, someone has to cut the cord to create a belly button in the first place <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

5.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 21 Oct 2009 Wed 08:30 pm

Well, just say for arguments sake that Adam and Eve ACTUALLY existed and that it is not just a story.....Adam and Eve did not have a human mother/father but where created by God.....therefore, it is safe to assume that there would not be a NEED for a belly button.  Now, if they were not born of human parents and since a belly button is the means by which a fetus gets it´s nutrients via the umbilical cord during pregnancy, then I would have to say NO, Adam and Eve did NOT have belly buttons!

 

This has been my very scientific explaination of an otherwise strange question!  Please do me the honor of answering my strange question:

 

Is the Lockness Monster green or red?<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

 

And an even more burning question....where Adam and Eve Turkish? 



Edited (10/21/2009) by Elisabeth
Edited (10/21/2009) by Elisabeth

6.       alameda
3499 posts
 22 Oct 2009 Thu 04:25 am

 

Quoting libralady

 

As for belly buttons, someone has to cut the cord to create a belly button in the first place <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

True....but.....because of the underlying structure the abdominal area, the area is concave at the point where the navel would be. ............not exactly a belly button (also in more polite society known as a navel or umbilicus)....but an indentation.....and a start...Neutral



Edited (10/22/2009) by alameda [add]

7.       libralady
5152 posts
 22 Oct 2009 Thu 03:17 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

Well, just say for arguments sake that Adam and Eve ACTUALLY existed and that it is not just a story.....Adam and Eve did not have a human mother/father but where created by God.....therefore, it is safe to assume that there would not be a NEED for a belly button.  Now, if they were not born of human parents and since a belly button is the means by which a fetus gets it´s nutrients via the umbilical cord during pregnancy, then I would have to say NO, Adam and Eve did NOT have belly buttons!

 

This has been my very scientific explaination of an otherwise strange question!  Please do me the honor of answering my strange question:

 

Is the Lockness Monster green or red?<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

 

And an even more burning question....where Adam and Eve Turkish? 

 

 Elisabeth, this is incredibly thought provoking ............. ahhhh now the Lockness Monster, is he related to the Yeti ?

8.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 03:16 pm

I don´t know about the Loch Ness monster or Yeti, but my guess is God is actually a woman and she gave birth to Adam and Eve who obviously had belly buttons. Not to put people off by admiting she´s actually a woman, God made up the story of creating people from nothing Or, God might be a man and like Arnie he got pregnant but then the apostles decided that wasn´t very "manly" and made up a different story

9.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 04:14 pm

 

Quoting Daydreamer

I don´t know about the Loch Ness monster or Yeti, but my guess is God is actually a woman and she gave birth to Adam and Eve who obviously had belly buttons. Not to put people off by admiting she´s actually a woman, God made up the story of creating people from nothing Or, God might be a man and like Arnie he got pregnant but then the apostles decided that wasn´t very "manly" and made up a different story

 Wow!  This sounds more fantastic than the original!<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'>

 

I can see that EVERYONE is avoiding the question of whether or not Adam and Eve where Turkish!  I guess it is just far too controversial!

 



Edited (10/23/2009) by Elisabeth

10.       _AE_
677 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 04:50 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

 

 Wow!  This sounds more fantastic than the original!<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'>

 

I can see that EVERYONE is avoiding the question of whether or not Adam and Eve where Turkish!  I guess it is just far too controversial!

 

 

 As the story of "Adam and Eve" is a fairy story, then whether they were Turkish or not is irrelevent!



Edited (10/23/2009) by _AE_

11.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 05:09 pm

 

Quoting _AE_

 

 

 As the story of "Adam and Eve" is a fairy story, then whether they were Turkish or not is irrelevent!

 

Stop diminishing my very important question just because it´s not important to you, you evil Pastafarian!

12.       _AE_
677 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 05:15 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

 

 

Stop diminishing my very important question just because it´s not important to you, you evil Pastafarian!

 

So you don´t believe in evolution then, you bed American, even though there is evidence to support it, and no evidence to support eh Adam and Eve story? What the hell!

 

13.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 05:17 pm

 

Quoting _AE_

 

 

So you don´t believe in evolution then, you bed American, even though there is evidence to support it, and no evidence to support eh Adam and Eve story? What the hell!

 

 

 Of course I believe in evolution...I am Christian...not brain damaged!

14.       _AE_
677 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 05:25 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

 

 

 Of course I believe in evolution...I am Christian...not brain damaged!

 

 Hehehe then I suppose the snake from the "Adam and Eve" story is a good example of evolution - to my knowledge they dont talk anymore! lollollol

15.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 05:29 pm

 

Quoting _AE_

 

 

 Hehehe then I suppose the snake from the "Adam and Eve" story is a good example of evolution - to my knowledge they dont talk anymore! lollollol

 

 They just don´t talk to you!  <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

16.       _AE_
677 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 05:37 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

 

 

 They just don´t talk to you!  <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

 

17.       barba_mama
1629 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 06:47 pm

I think snakes can´t talk, but I´m convinced cats CAN talk... They just can´t be bothered to speak

18.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 09:27 pm

Of course snakes can talk - haven´t you see Harry Potter? lol It just takes a very special person to understand them

 

Lis - re Turkish origins of Adam and Eve, yes, they were Turkish if you think they were a nice couple, no, they definitely were not Turkish if you feel they deserve criticism. In the latter case, they were Kurdish or nazi Christian!

19.       barba_mama
1629 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 10:32 pm

lol, I knew it!

20.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 23 Oct 2009 Fri 10:45 pm

 

Quoting Daydreamer

Of course snakes can talk - haven´t you see Harry Potter? lol It just takes a very special person to understand them

 

Lis - re Turkish origins of Adam and Eve, yes, they were Turkish if you think they were a nice couple, no, they definitely were not Turkish if you feel they deserve criticism. In the latter case, they were Kurdish or nazi Christian!

 

I love this answer.....it has something for everyone! HAHAHAHAHA!!!<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

21.       libralady
5152 posts
 24 Oct 2009 Sat 07:32 pm

 

Quoting _AE_

 

 

 Hehehe then I suppose the snake from the "Adam and Eve" story is a good example of evolution - to my knowledge they dont talk anymore! lollollol

 

 Really???? I know a few snakes that can talk <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)



Edited (10/24/2009) by libralady

22.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 25 Oct 2009 Sun 01:27 am

 

Quoting libralady

 

 

 Really???? I know a few snakes that can talk <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

Whatever it is you´re taking, either quit or change your dealer muehahahhaha

23.       Kiara
145 posts
 25 Oct 2009 Sun 02:58 am

re Turkish origins of Adam and Eve, yes, they were Turkish if you think they were a nice couple, no, they definitely were not Turkish if you feel they deserve criticism. In the latter case, they were Kurdish or nazi Christian!

 

Was going to put my 2-cents in until I saw this response...can´t top that one Big smile

24.       ManDingo
15 posts
 30 Oct 2009 Fri 08:16 pm

Turkish or not, if they had belly buttons like normal fellows, then, assuming that multiple gods did not give birth to them and that only one did, are they not related? Having belly buttons make them siblings and being siblings hints at the notion of incest - hence slightly retarded offsprings.

 

 

25.       armegon
1872 posts
 30 Oct 2009 Fri 08:45 pm

let me tell you the truth then , they were humanoids living in the heaven of earth like many others, after then God gave them free-will and made them human, since one male and female randomly selected , they were not siblings and they had belly buttons of course, believe it or not lol

26.       armegon
1872 posts
 30 Oct 2009 Fri 08:58 pm

I forgot to add that God does not play with diceShy, sorry

27.       libralady
5152 posts
 30 Oct 2009 Fri 08:59 pm

 

Quoting ManDingo

Turkish or not, if they had belly buttons like normal fellows, then, assuming that multiple gods did not give birth to them and that only one did, are they not related? Having belly buttons make them siblings and being siblings hints at the notion of incest - hence slightly retarded offsprings.

 

 

 

 Funny how people love a good fairy tale!  

28.       libralady
5152 posts
 30 Oct 2009 Fri 09:00 pm

 

Quoting armegon

I forgot to add that God does not play with diceShy, sorry

 

 No he only plays with peoples heads <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

29.       armegon
1872 posts
 30 Oct 2009 Fri 09:06 pm

 

Quoting libralady

 

 

 No he only plays with peoples heads <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

 didnt u like my story? It clears all the dilemmas like belly buttons & incest relationship

30.       _AE_
677 posts
 31 Oct 2009 Sat 04:31 pm

 

Quoting ManDingo

Turkish or not, if they had belly buttons like normal fellows, then, assuming that multiple gods did not give birth to them and that only one did, are they not related? Having belly buttons make them siblings and being siblings hints at the notion of incest - hence slightly retarded offsprings.

 

 Talking of belly-buttons, I must say, YOURS is fabulous! Flowers

31.       libralady
5152 posts
 31 Oct 2009 Sat 06:44 pm

 

Quoting armegon

 

 

 didnt u like my story? It clears all the dilemmas like belly buttons & incest relationship

 

 Yep I think we have the same ideas on the story! <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'>

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