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I want to be Christian but...
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12 Jun 2010 Sat 09:58 pm |
What to do?
Where to start from?
What to read?
How/What to practise?
What are the cons and pros?
Thanks in advance!
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12 Jun 2010 Sat 10:07 pm |
Start from removing your threads.
Edited (6/12/2010) by lemon
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12 Jun 2010 Sat 11:07 pm |
Why lemon? What´s wrong with my threads? I simply wanted to find out what the Bible tells about sex(uality) basically, because I must know that, before converted a Christian, since sex is an important part of my life. I cannot live without sex! What (else) could I do? I simply love it! I am telling you the fact. You wouldn´t prefer me to tell lies like "Sex? Oh, that´s nothing! Not important at all! And not a big deal, either!"?
I just want to be an ordinary Christian with all his natural sex instincts and desires, not a monk in a monastary.
Maybe you will now suggest me to start from forgetting about sex?
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12 Jun 2010 Sat 11:50 pm |
Dear Planet, if I were you, I´d research Satanism. It´s bound to grant you lots of sex They´re quite liberal in this respect
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12 Jun 2010 Sat 11:58 pm |
Hey, thanks for the tipp! I will evaluate this option properly if I fail to be a Christian! Thanks again.
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 11:57 am |
Well, first you have to see what kind of Christian you want to be... So may choices. Catholic, Protestant, Mormones are pretty cool too
Upside of being a Catholic, alcohol in church! A bit of wine and a snack, sounds nice right Downside, you have to feel guilty about just about everything all the time, especially about sex! But then you can confess about it later and still feel sure you´re going to heaven.
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 12:04 pm |
Well, first you have to see what kind of Christian you want to be... So may choices. Catholic, Protestant, Mormones are pretty cool too
Upside of being a Catholic, alcohol in church! A bit of wine and a snack, sounds nice right Downside, you have to feel guilty about just about everything all the time, especially about sex! But then you can confess about it later and still feel sure you´re going to heaven.
Such an ignorant you are. Mormones are not christians.
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 12:09 pm |
What to do?
Where to start from?
What to read?
How/What to practise?
What are the cons and pros?
Thanks in advance!
You cannot become a Christian just because you decided so unless you want to be like Barba then you can be anything and do anything.
In order to become a true Christian you have to be born again in Holy Spirit. No one comes to God except through hearing the Gospel of Christ and call from Holy Spirit.
And nothing else makes you the believer of Christ, no church, no men, no deeds, no rituals but the divine touch.
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 12:24 pm |
Gezegen, your questions are not sincere. You ask your questions for fun, thus you show disrespect to others.
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 03:29 pm |
Upside of being a Catholic, alcohol in church! A bit of wine and a snack, sounds nice right Downside, you have to feel guilty about just about everything all the time, especially about sex! But then you can confess about it later and still feel sure you´re going to heaven.
Not in Poland, I´m afraid. Just the waffle there. I guess the clergy was afraid that if they started serving wine, too many people would be interested in masses
Gezegen, the best way to become Christian is to get christened. It does the trick. Pick a denomination you fancy and taa daaa you´re one of them. Well, one of us as, although I´m an atheist Catholic church considers me one of them because my parents christened me. You don´t need to find Holy Spirit, buy Jesus´s backbone or a splinter of his cross; there´s no need to have pieces of your private parts removed, or attached whatsoever Oh, if you´re planning to join the Church in Germany, you´ll probably have to pay taxes, so I´d reconsider it
You know, why bother being Christian? Become a scientologist. The mythology is just as plausible (aliens, volcano, implants vs talking burning bushes, resurrection and people living 900 years) and you´ll generate more interest. Christianity is sooo common
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