A man asked Temel ; 

Why you "blacksea people"  always reply questions with questions ? 

Temel replied ;  Why do you ask that ?    

I do the same   hehe maybe i should search  for my true origin 

Lazsın sen o zaman  

Fadimesin yani  [ Fadime is a name of female character of black-sea woman]

In Greece, we also have jokes about Pontian people(Karadeniz people)

My guess is that temel who is the most common male character in the jokes about "Pontian people" is Rum. ( Yun romiós ῥωμιός (Doğu) Romalı ( ~ Yun themélio θεμέλιο temel taşı, heykel veya sütun kaidesi << EYun themélios líthos θεμέλιοσ (λίθο&sigma a.a.< EYun títhēmi, the- τίθημι, θε- koymak ) (http://www.nisanyansozluk.com/?k=temel) And the way Temel speaks Turkish is exactly how a Rum speaks Turkish.     

Yes, you are right....i just didn´t want to mention it in this site,cause some people may think that i act provokative here,because of my origin

Βut yes,greek people talk turkish this way....and not only tutkish   

They actually dont.....You´d never mistake a citizen from Blacksea for one with Greek origin, by their dialects.

One thing that gives away Turkish citizens whose mother tongue is Greek is, they never for example say

"Okula gidiyorum"

For some reason, it is always "Okulda gidiyorum" for them. Even those getting top grades in Turkish Literature classes cant avoid this error in daily speech. That obviously is not a LAZ mistake.

I understand you being cautious because of your origin, but, as a black sea man, I do not have to be Every corner of black sea still smell pontus but Turks keep their eyes closed to this fact.  

I think, for instance, horon is a Pontic Greek dance.

No matter if it is performed by Greeks or Turks I love pontian dances and no matter if it is played by a Greek or Turk I love to hear kemendze, the traditional instrument of Pontic Greeks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHIhjfGK0RA

Vona,you spoke logicaly. Many people -not only Turkish ofcourse-are afraid of historic truth and facts. But history cannot change ...we can tell lies to ourselves but deep inside us we all know the events. Even ancient and Byzantium  ruins can talk. As a grand-daughter of Minor Asian Greeks i have heard many stories about that land. I respect Turkish people and i hope to respect me in return..and i really wish both nations forget and forgive each others in order to moove on peacefully. Maybe iam a dreamer...but i really want that day to come...

I share your dreams and think now is a good time to cooperate and be friendlier to each other...

Gelin kardeş olalım 
İşi kolay kılalım
Sevelim sevilelim 
Dünya kimseye kalmaz

Yunus Emre

Both nations have so much common things, Its bloody politicians that has been brainwashing people to create enmity between Turk and Greek nations.

You should listen to this Karadeniz song in Greek and Turkish but I am not sure if the lyrics are similar..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PauPoF6NByY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGi8IbpefMc

Temel was an "imam" [muslim priest] in a village. It was a Ramadan time. One day it was almost a fast breaking  time. All villagers were waiting Ezan [prayer call] to break their fast. 

Temel climbed up to the minaret and started to read " Allahu Ekber ! Allahu Ekber !, when the villagers heard this, they started eating. A short while later they heard Temel´s voice again saying " Allahu Ekber, Allahu Ekber ! Sound Test 1,2,3 Sound test 1,2,3 "  

Hocam muslim priest ne ola? Allah iyiliğini versin senin  

Ne diyeydim gokuyum  

Hocam halifeyede müslim pope diyebiliriz o zaman

Bence İngilizcede de imam imamdır Belki parantez içinde (the male prayer leader in a mosque) diye bir açıklama yapmak yararlı olabilir. 

Temel :  Tell me Idris,  why those guys are running ?

Idris    :  They are running because one of them will come first and win the medal.

Temel :  I see...If so , why the others are running if just  one will get the medal ?

Temel ile dursun futbolcuymuş.

Bir gün sohbet ederken temel sormuş:

- La dursun öbür dünya da futbol varmıdır ?

Dursun:

- La bende bilmeyrum.

Kim önce ölürse ötekine mektup yazsın. ve dursun ölmüş.

Temele mektup gelmiş:

- La temel saa bir eyi bide kötü haberim var eyisi burda futbol vardır.

Kötüsü bu haftaki maçın kadrosunda sende varsın.

Temel and Dursun are footballers. 

One day while talking , Temel asked Dursun ;

- Dursun, do you think there is football game after this life ? 

Dursun replies;

- Buddy, I don´t know it either.  But whoever dies first  will write a letter and inform to other.

Dursun dies and goes to heaven.  

Temel receives the letter from Dursun saying ; 

-Dear Temel, I have one good and one bad news for you.  The good news is "there is football in here" , the bad news is " You are in first eleven for this week´s match"

Fadime  calls out to Temel ;

- Temel, cut this lamb so that I can cook  nice meals  for us tonight.

- Temel asks ; why ?

- Fadime replies; Because it is the 10th anniversary of our marriage !

Temel comments with an uncaring manner ;

Why the hell the  lamb should pay for my  mistake  

Temel´e sormuşlar,

 
- Evli kadın ile dul kadın arasında ne fark vardur?
- Tul kadın kocasının nerede olduğuni piliy, evli kadın pilmiy.

One day, people asked Temel ;

- Tell us Temel, what is the difference between widow woman and married woman ?

Temel replies ;

- Widow woman knows where her husband is whereas   married woman does NOT

İdam cezasına çarptırılan Temel’e son dileğini sorarlar.
“Beni oğlumun yanıbaşına gömün” der.
“Ama oğlun hala hayatta!” derler.
Temel de, “Önemli değil, beklerim.” diye cevap verir.

 
They ask Temel, who is condemned to death, for his last wish.
"Please bury me next to my son", he says.
"But your son is alive!", they say.
Temel replies: "No problem, I can wait".