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Temel Joke
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20.       tunci
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 30 Oct 2013 Wed 02:13 pm




Fadime  calls out to Temel ;


- Temel, cut this lamb so that I can cook  nice meals  for us tonight.

- Temel asks ; why ?

- Fadime replies; Because it is the 10th anniversary of our marriage !

Temel comments with an uncaring manner ;

Why the hell the  lamb should pay for my  mistake  

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21.       tunci
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 31 Oct 2013 Thu 06:03 pm


Temel´e sormuşlar,

- Evli kadın ile dul kadın arasında ne fark vardur?
- Tul kadın kocasının nerede olduğuni piliy, evli kadın pilmiy.

One day, people asked Temel ;


- Tell us Temel, what is the difference between widow woman and married woman ?

Temel replies ;

- Widow woman knows where her husband is whereas   married woman does NOT

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22.       tunci
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 06 Nov 2013 Wed 05:30 pm


İdam cezasına çarptırılan Temel’e son dileğini sorarlar.
“Beni oğlumun yanıbaşına gömün” der.
“Ama oğlun hala hayatta!” derler.
Temel de, “Önemli değil, beklerim.” diye cevap verir.

They ask Temel, who is condemned to death, for his last wish.
"Please bury me next to my son", he says.
"But your son is alive!", they say.
Temel replies: "No problem, I can wait".

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