Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world.

1. In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notice.

2. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.

3. In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

4. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

5. In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

6. In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

7. In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

8. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

9. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

10. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Coolers and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

11. On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

12. In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

13. A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

14. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

15. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?

16. In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

17. In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

18. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

19. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

20. In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

21. In the office of a doctor in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

22. In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Yes Ceyda, I love that too.And we have poem here , you can read it.

I WILL TELL THEE
WHAT IT IS TO LOVE

Love? I will tell thee what it is to love!
It is to build with human thoughts a shrine,
Where Hope sits brooding like a beauteous dove;
Where Time seems young, and Life a thing divine.
All tastes, all pleasures, all desires combine
To consecrate this sanctuary of bliss.
Above, the stars in cloudless beauty shine;
Around, the streams their flowery margins kiss;
And if there's heaven on earth, that heaven is surely this.

Yes, this is Love, the steadfast and the true,
The immortal glory which hath never set;
The best, the brightest boon the heart e'er knew:
Of all life's sweets the very sweetest yet!
O' who but can recall the eve they met
To breathe, in some green walk, their first young vow?
While summer flowers with moonlight dews were wet.
And winds sighed soft around the mountain's brow,
And all was rapture then which is but memory now!

Charles Swain

amasaniyorumkibizburadadurmaliyizartik - how about this one

Friendship is precious gift which has to be built on hearthfelt caring for each other.The warmth of friendship lives withhin you and becomes a part of what you are.Tried and true friendships are rare and not often found.
Friendship is one of life's most preciuos blessings.

Lyndie,
I liked your "explanation" best
Sorry guys!!!

We are coming , count on us !!!

Strawberry Banana Smoothie.
A delishiously satisfing, fruty drink that is perfect for any time of the day.

Handful of fresh or frozen strawberries
1 banana
1 cup of ice
splash of orange juice

Add al the ingridients in the Blender and mix until smooth.
Drink up!
You can leave the tops on the strawberries; that's were a lot of nutrients are.
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Fast Fruit Sorbet

A healthy, refreshing dessert in seconds.
1 cup of your favorite frozen fruit
2-3 tablespoons water(or fruit juice)
Add ingridients to the Blender and blend until smooth.Serve.
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Energy Coctail
This rich, energy drink is full of antioxidants and flavor.
The perfect blend to start your day.
2-3 chunks of watermelon
2 chunks of pineapple(ananas)
1 beet
a handful of fresh spinach
3-4 broccoli florettes
Add all ingridients into blender in the order they are listed.Blend and serve over ice.

Enjoy!!!

Today is our dear friend's Birthday. I think we all have best wishes for her.Here is mine.

My dear Daydreamer,

May this day
be the begining of
another special year...
Here's wishing
it unfolds
many joys
and
happy moments
for you to cherish!
May you feel
on top of the World
on your Birthday,
and all year
through!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

and lots of kisses.........

Love Bliss

Hello girls,
There is sunshine in California almost all the time but ask people who live here.They have same problems as all the people around the world.Be happy and enjoy this short life on beautiful planet of Earth.Be thankful for everything you have , especially for your health.
Good luck!!!