sour milk for the sour puss 

There is plenty of room for all of our Turkish intellectuals in Turkish Language Class. There is no need to fight for a place in our hearts...we love you all. 

Would be very grateful if someone could translate the follow:

Merhaba sizi de rahatsız ediyorum ya senin yanına gelmek istiyorum hem babalık hem annelik hem abilik et bana senin yanına da yaşamak istiyorum bu türkiye de kurtulmak istiyorum ne olur lütfen beni kurtar bu hayattan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks in advance,

Milah

I live in Samsun. And we have Black Sea here. But it is so polluted it is forbidden to swim in the sea. But despite the ban some people swim in it and they mutate. I dont want to mutate because I am too pretty for it so I dont swim in the sea. I dont like going to pools. Because I know people pee in it when they swim and I dont want to swallow their urine. All these years I couldnt learn how to swim because of these problems. I dont know how I can learn swimming? Maybe someone can teach me how to swim in her bathtub. Thank you.

You are slowly but surely climbing up the all time active users´ list, gokuyum. The first real challenge for your is going to be AlphaF. I don´t think he will give up without a fight.

Do you have any pool?

PS: Do people really mutate ? 

yok be...değilsin

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