By this time I started to wonder if wouldn´t have been better for me to get an electrician on holiday, instead of that gas heater, which was heavy and ... well one more piece to take care after. Specially in summer. But as I distinguished the creature, I felt relieved. Nothing is aleatory in this whole wide world, I thought, while turning the heater on. By this time, lightning got fixed too. And I saw my neighbours pele warming itself by the heater. I was deeply puzzled. After all, how come peles are so intelligent animals, they smell a heater even in the dark? secondly, how did this little fur-piece landed in my room? Ahh jaaa, I got a flash... it must have been the cleaning lady....

... that thin haggard looking woman. Chambermaids were so innocuous they could enter virtually anyplace. They could move things around, remove things or place items in a room. Who would suspect?

I beat  the little fur piece over the head and slipped it  over my shoulders mmmmm It was a mild afternoon but a little chill in the air, I welcomed the warmth, I glance at my watch 3pm.....well whatever had been planned would have been executed by now so I decided to make my way to the haman to see what spectacular plan the Deleted Spammers Army came up with.......

OMG I couldn´t believe my eyes at the sight before me as I turned the corner......

It was the deleted and blocked from Facebook Army! ............. everyone who had ever been deleted or blocked from facebook had joined forces with the deleted Spammers and Ignore Army (yes the "ignored on TC army" had also joined forces with the deleted Spammers Army) .............. They were waving their  at everyone .................. what next, the blocked and deleted MSN/yahoo/google Army???????? Arrrrrrgggggggggggggg

So quickly turning on my heel I nonchalantly walked in the other direction....... phew a lucky escape this time   

( ...you´ll never win the Booker Prize for this LL!!  )

 I was bored and I had lost my creativity .......... I was desparately trying to find it when I came across a chocolate Easter Bee from France.......... how sweet it was (hehe) and I gleefully bit off its head, then munched my way through the body........

My vacation was coming to an end and I was looking forward to getting back to civilization.  I still had some money left, so I decided to leave a nice tip for the cleaning lady.  Caught the first taxi outside of my hotel and off I went.  The airport was quite crowded with departures and arrivals so I waited patiently in line for my turn and people watched.  The line started moving and the next thing I knew it was my turn to go thru.  I reached in my carryon for my ticket and started panicking.  My ticket was gone!  I searched franickly through all the pockets when the people in line started to say things in Turkish, that I couldn´t understand.  Clearly by the looks on their face they were getting upset that I was holding up the line.  My heart started to race, my hands were sweating and fear overcame me.  The ticket man at this point demanded I get out of line, since I had no ticket.  I ran to the ticket counter and asked the airport worker to reissue my ticket.  She did a search in her database only to comment back, that I had no reservations.......

OMG not only have I been deleted from TC I have been deleted from the Turkish Airline database. No one told me that they were so highly connected…..only one thing for it…..I had no choice …..Desperate times called for desperate measures ……I did a quick scan of the airport building …….yes there it was…..my salvation in my hour of need

Stellios would save me!!

Yes, Stellios, my friend from Greece. I met him again in Cyprus last year in a beautiful village where his parents came from. He is now a very rich man, mainly because of his airline company Easy Jet. We have known each other for a few years now and became very close at one point.  He told me last year if ever I was in any trouble he would do his best to help me. Now was the time, I couldn´t of asked for anyone better to bump into, with him owning airlines, he will get me home safe and sound......

 But suddenly, Stellios turned his head quickly........... he had spotted someone..... he ran off the started to fight with another man, it was Michael O´Leary  Stellios was shouting at him "how dare you charge for the toilet, how dare you charge by the pound, how dare you get the passengers to clap when you arrive on time" 

I was all alone again as Stellios and O´Leary were arrested and dragged off by the police........... now what will I do