9. provide every visitor of grand bazar with Ariadne´s thread ... maybe even map, compass and detailed guide

My list would go like this:

1. Baklava, kadayıf and künefe on every corner at every time of day/year!

 I would just be happy if every friggin hallway didn´t look EXACTLY the same with the same merchandise too!  hahaha

i avoid bazars.

 You should, you can be raped behind the sales booth, extremely dangerous.

i think i canbe raped everywhere if its my fate.

the only reason i avoid bazars is the money. i dont know how to bargain. and im afraid of salesman. im afraid of bazars. the atmosphere at the bazars are harsh and wild. not organized, chaotic, noisy. a jungle with no rules.

 Hmm, i see you are right not to visit bazaars if you dont know how to bargain too, there is another kind of rape salesman do too, we call it "kazık yemek" gently ...

 WHOOOOO HOOOOOO!  They should have these on every street corner and they should have those cute waiters walking the street giving it away to passersby!...We´re not too demanding are we? 

Add other delicious things as Kemal Pasa tatlısı and Kabak tatlısı and I agree. (But like DD said: let me smoke wherever and whenever I like!)

You can´t do that in most of Europe the World now - why should you be able to do it here????  

(what is wrong with the ´crossing-out´ facility  

Ama...... most Turks smoke, don´t they? (Oohh, my prejudiced mind....