Merhaba friends! Please could you do another one for me! You are so kind.

"Will I let you kiss me ever? Maybe...who can tell! Honey, I am desparate to see you as well and will come to Turkey as soon as I can, but remember, you can only hold my hand...!!"

Hey thanks Duskahvesi - you not SO bad after all!

What d'you mean?

You are a bad boyfriend! You're sexy messages will get me in trouble with translation website. I will be too frightened to translate your messages now! For your punishment I will NOT let you kiss me when I come to Turkey - but you MAY hold my hand if you want!

Thank you Cyrano - you always such a help to me. This is the best place to be today I think - it's VERY cold in UK today - is it good in Turkey?

Just one more, if you can!

"Honey, we only just avoided an argument last night! I did not know that your credit on your phone had run out and thought I had upset you. It is so difficult to communicate like this. But all is OK - it is a beautiful day again and I love you so much!"

Cyrano your English is REALLY good. The English are SO lazy with learning languages - it is very arrogant of us! The only time we seem to be interested in learning languages is when we meet men who can't speak English - we are disgraceful!

Nice one - I have stolen your message too!

Apologies - need ONE MORE translation!

"My love, thank you for your beautiful message. You are always, forever, the only one in my life (I would NOT want two of you - hehe)! Seriously, meeting you has been the most wonderful thing that has happened to me, and now I am so impatient to see you again.

Suigeneris thank you for your speedy reply! You are so clever - it would take me hours to do that and I would still get it wrong. Marriage? Hmmm. Think I need to ignore that comments!