It is just great to be a man:
1. We play with our selves non-stop period - and thanks for the internet for the stimulation. Otherwise it would have to be grandpa´s paperback playboy collection.
2. We save girls off the Titanic. We are heroic.
3. Taxis never stop for us, but we catch them at the red light anyway...
4. We don´t have the goodie goodies to shake silly. So we look funny when we dance. (but give me the boobies and the backside lipid, and I will booty shake for you.)
5, We invented the bikini, the high heel, as well as the thong. Visible panty lines are our speciality and we dress the chickies just as we want them to be dressed. Less is more & transparent is the new black.
6. We think girls find us terribly attractive when we pass gas & kakkle to death. We ingest hummus before we gas though, it is all about the flavour.
7. We don´t have to have brazilian waxing... We demand the girls to do so though. Smooth as a baby´s bum is our gender motto. No hippies with enough hair to knit a sweater as far as we are concerned.
8. We congratulate our teammmates by touching their backs as long as they are football players... Otherwise it is a no no...
9. We have the ability to undress girls. We first dress them through gay fasion designers, and undress them through macho acts... We are experts at that. (Refer to Justin Timberlake - he says he will have you naked by the end of the song.) That´s why we seranade btw - for the nookie.
10. We can never talk to the opposite sex without picturing them naked. It is in our nature, we just peel those cuties with our eyes like ripe bananas. Then we go on to tell our boddies about the nookie conquest.
11. We marry someone 20 years older and we call it the milf factor.
12. We will never regret getting pierced as long as it is about Pierce Brosnan. We also assume that girls with tongue rings are good at oral. Yet to be proven, if you ask me...
13. There are times that chocolate can lead to the nookie. Hence, the flavoured condoms.
14. We can make comments about how silly women are because they just love it... They just luv us silly boys being ourselves farting all over the place harrassing all those nookies.
It was unnecessary for you to post your "thoughts" on women Cynicmistic because you have already shown us what you feel about them in your posts.
I found it very interesting that when Femme made a joke about your photographs, it sparked off an onslaught of derogatory sexual posts by you. Perhaps you dont realise it but men who use this way of dealing with conflict with women fit the psychological profile of rapists and wife beaters. I realise that much of your hatred is cultural but it can also occur when boys are forced to stop showing affection to their mothers at an early age and "be a man".
The women (including Meltem) who thought your posts funny perpetuate this misogyny and help confirm your narrow minded view that women are merely sexual objects who should not step out of line. The ones who object you call "prudes".
