I don´t have anything else to add to this magnificant explanation. Şapkamı çıkarıp önünde saygıyla eğiliyorum.

But you don´t introduce this HANDSOME friend of yours to a girl. shame on you xD xD lolllll

b) it´s a big shame, this is my situation as a young person, what´s bad (about that)?

i assume the writer meant to use the punctiation marks which i added later.

i need to see the context to guess the meaning more correctly, but if the writer is referring to his/her picture, then i would translate ´gençlik halim bu´ as ´this is how i looked like as a young person´.

a) i need to photoshop this, too.

´bunuda´ is must be ´bunu da´ (the conjunction ´da´ is always written separately)

photoshop here is used a verb: photoshop´lamak: to edit (a picture, especially with Adobe PhotoShop)

Verb

to photoshop (third-person singular simple present photoshops, present participle photoshopping, simple past and past participle photoshopped)

1. (transitive, Internet) To digitally edit or alter a picture or photograph.

Usage notes

Photoshop is a registered trademark of Adobe Systems, and they object to its usage as a common verb.

Source: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/photoshop

Swear and taboo words aren´t the message of that conversation - they´re just the decoration of it. Some people may find it distasteful but they were NOT used in a spiteful manner here.

This explanation may cause people to misinterpret the conversation. Yes, these men (their names or nicknames are male) are using lots of swear words, but it´s obvious to me that addressing each other with swear words like ´orospu çocuğu´ (son of a bitch) is just their friendly way of communication. So it´s not a fight.

Here is a translation of a part:

10:09Salih

olum ben passo dukkandayım 24 saat      my son, i am in the shop constantly, 24 hours

bı ıkı saatlıgıne eve gıdıoz      we go home for an hour or so

o kdr      just that

10:12 Mehmet

tamam gece gelırım      ok, i´m going to come at night

10 dakka yanı      10 minutes, that´s to say

cay soyle bana      order tea for me

i might be breaching Salih´s and Mehmet´s privacy but i am doing it to save them from being misunderstood.

I´m starting a new class for beginners on 4 November 2009.

The classes will be at Cihangir Yoga (in the building of Plato Film School, Meclisi Mebusan Yokuşu No: 15, Kat 4 Cihangir, Beyoğlu.)

You can call Cihangir Yoga to register:

0 (539) 572 84 37

0 (212) 243 19 93

http://cihangiryoga.com/?lang=eng

Here is the announcement on the website:

Gelmek konusunda gerçekten ciddi olup olmadığını bilmek istiyorum.

Birlikte daha fazla zaman geçirebilmemiz için patronumdan birkaç günlük tatil istemem gerek.

Ama bunu erken istemeliyim.

I agree. I also interpret being "objectified", in this example, as being liked for physical appearance.

He might enjoy being liked as an object, though!

As you quoted above, hoşlanmak always comes with -den. "Seninle konuşmaktan hoşlandım."

Hoşuna gitmek never takes -den. "Seninle konuşmak hoşuma gitti."

To clarify the point, here is an example from English:

You marry someone

but

You are married with someone