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you are lucky. look at us. we are bored. we dont know what to do, so we organise some vigils for cyber souls. while you can keep yourself busy working hard. 
I wish, I´m manning the hotline today. Not that many people want to kill themselves on a Sunday. We have a brilliant automated system though:
Hello, you´ve reached the psychiatric hotline. The counselor on staff is away at the vigil. For assistance please press the appropriate option. If you´re depressed, it doesn´t matter which number you press, nobody will pick up anyway. If you´re schizophrenic, please listen to the little voice inside you and it will tell you which number you press. If you have multiple personalities, please press 1, 2, and 3. If you have obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press #4 repeatedly. If you have paranoid thoughts, please stay on the line, so we can trace the call. If you´re passive-agressive ... Alameda? Alameda? I told you not to call here so often .... 
Edited (3/8/2009) by Melek74
Edited (3/8/2009) by Melek74
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He won´t talk to me, I´m not "saved". 
But I´m on first-name basis with the Devil (Rysio, I call him), he´s much more fun. 
