"It´s none too pretty in Gumbet of an evening (or so I hear - wouldn´t be seen dead there myself!"

Yeah right!   

 My love,how are you? I hope you´re fine,if you´re asking me you have a longing. Hi to everyone.

 Serkan is also my friend onur too but I speak to their girlfriends if they come here but very little. I don´t want their msn addresses-I´m not aware it´s necessary.

 it should be ´bitmek üzere´

OMG-all that cake slowed me down!

 I´m fine. The season is about to end. It can´t be said that I enjoyed it very much without you because I really miss(ed) you.

Thanks hun-I´m now full of cake and scones with jam and cream-lush!

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 You are my girlfriend,I said to you to delete onur but you haven´t. Why are you my girlfriend and you will be my wife perhaps. Why is onur so important to you, I don´t understand it.

 I am a Turkish man but you can´t understand my personality. Why did I say let´s marry,do you know,may I have a happy life,a happy wife,children, because of this but how can I explain to you, you still don´t understand.