I love the fact that it can be 2.35 and that there is still a place open accross the street selling cigarettes (or beer, or bugles, or all at the same time )

 Now that is useful knowledge to keep in mind

 Me too

 Oh cool, I didnt know that. Well then the person just refers to a ´bunch of male friends´

Ýþte indeed can mean what you said, however, sometimes its also used as the closure of a sentence like, ´well´, ´what more can I say about it´. Yaaa can also mean something like ´ehmm,, welll,´ as in the starter of a sentence, or simply mean ´yes´

As for alem, in this sentence it should be âlem

Eventhough there is a grammatical difference between ´herhalde´ and ´her halde´, you can assume that when you see it written (in an informal place), they all wanted to say ´herhalde=probably´, because many people dont know whether to write them apart or together.

If I were you Id forget about the difference and all understand them as ´probably´, because that is how it is used 99.9% of the time

 I beg to differ. There is a difference.

Herhalde = probably

Her halde = in any case, whatever the situation is

Eventhough the last one is barely ever used (and the first one used a lot), there is a grammatical difference between the two. But I suggest that someone who is new at learning the language totally forgets about the second and just learns that ´herhalde´ means ´probably´

 Ben de

 Since there is no proper sentence, there also cant be a proper translation

izledikten sonra = after watching

izlemeden önce = before watching

izlemeden = without watching

geçmeyeyim = let me not pass / I should not pass(skip),

I should not go by without watching (this).

yav means something like ´yahu´, and it only used in informal speech among close friends.

As for ´alem´, the reason you found the word ´banner´ is because there are 2 words:

alem and âlem. not many people in turkey seem to care about the ^´s these days any more but it makes quite some difference âlem means ´universe,  the people´ (and quite some more meanings).

I better not pass without watching (I should watch it)

Who are these hey,---  well, they are people belonging to the husband of my wife´s sister (sorry no equivalent for bacanak in english )

SOrry for the weird sentence, but I dont really know how to say it in english. ANyway someone seems to be asking who those folks are and the answer implies that they belong to/are related to the husband of someones´ wife´s sister