You better not say Þeker Bayramý. Not all people appreciate it when you call Ramazan Bayramý the Þeker Bayramý. I dont know who you will write the message to, but just saying bayram is enough anyway.

Bayramýn kutlu olsun

 Again it is left to me to put the passion/love silently asleep in my chest. This time it is hard, it will be difficult to forget you. If only you knew who this heart has passed, this is the last time (the ache for you will always remain).

birbilsen = bir bilsen = if only you knew / you should know    smt like that

buklap = typo = bu kalp

sýzý-n = ´your´ sýzý and sýzý means pain.

Mosquitos aaaargghhh!!!

Does ´sonradan gelen´ in Turkish really mean ´the latter´? So if you put ´sonradan gelen´ in Turkish, does it refer to ´mediocre minds´ like ´the latter´ does in English?

 Glad to help Hope you understood!

today all day work

Bugün bütün gün çalýþtým * I worked all day today

Bugün bütün gün iþteydim * I was at work all day today

Yes because they are different.

1) unuttuysan = unut-tu-(y)-sa-n = verb stem + past time + connection y + conditional + 2nd pers sing

--> If you have forgotten / if you had forgotten / In case you have/had forgotten. So the action is in the past, and conditional is addes for the ´if´-meaning

2) unutsaydýn = unut-sa(y)-dý-n = verb stem + conditional (connection y) + past time + 2nd pers sing

--> Had you forgotten (but you didn´t!)

Evde telefonunu unutsaydýn, bana mesaj atamazdýn

- Had you forgotten your phone at home, you wouldnt be able to text me.

Keþke dün sana söylediklerimi unutsaydýn!

- If only you would forget the things I told you yesterday!

Telefonunu unuttuysan, nasýl mesaj yazdýn bana?

- If you had forgotten your phone, how did you text me?

Keþke Ýstanbula gelseydin, beraber gezerdik

- If only you had come to Istanbul, we would go sightsee together

Ýstanbula gittiysen, neden bana haber vermedin?

- If you went to Istanbul (if it is so that you went to Istanbul), why didn´t you let me know?

Doktora gitseydin!

- If only you went to the doctor! (you should have gone to the doctor! 

Doktora gittiysen þuan beklemekten baþka çare yok

- If you have already gone to the doctor, theres nothing else to do but wait.

 Which one dude, let me immediately delete it, but tell me which one?

Something like that.

 Dün cep telefonunu unuttuysan eðer, kim mesajýmdan hemen sonra bana sms yollamýþ?

or:

Dün cep telefonunu unuttuysan eðer, bana mesajýmdan hemen sonra sms yollayan kimdi?

(Ýf you forgot your mobile yesterday, who was the one that sent me an sms right after my sms?)

I do hope I did not understand it.. If so, first guess was correct, but I thought it was such stupidity it couldnt be true At least it was headed under ´sivri zekalý´ 

Alpha, does any Turk when seeing such a picture, understand what is tested?