Quoting Kadir37: WHO_HU
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George Bush: 'Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?'
Condoleeza Rice: 'Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.'
George: 'Great. Lay it on me.'
Condoleeza: ''Hu' is the new leader of China.'
George: 'That's what I want to know.'
Condoleeza: 'That's what I'm telling you.'
George: 'That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?'
Condoleeza: 'Yes.'
George: 'I mean the fellow's name.'
Condoleeza: 'Hu.'
George: 'The guy in China.'
Condoleeza: 'Hu.'
George: 'The new leader of China.'
Condoleeza: 'Hu.'
George: 'The Chinaman!'
Condoleeza: 'Hu is leading China.'
George: 'Now whaddya' asking me for?'
Condoleeza: 'I'm telling you Hu is leading China.'
George: 'Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?'
Condoleeza: 'That's the man's name.'
George: 'That's whose name?'
Condoleeza: 'Yes.'
George: 'Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?'
Condoleeza: 'Yes, sir.'
George: 'Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.'
Condoleeza: 'That's correct.'
George: 'Then who is in China?'
Condoleeza: 'Yes, sir.'
George: 'Yassir is in China?'
Condoleeza: 'No, sir.'
George: 'Then who is?'
Condoleeza: 'Yes, sir.'
George: 'Yassir?'
Condoleeza: 'No, sir.'
George: 'Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.'
Condoleeza: 'Kofi?'
George: 'No, thanks.'
Condoleeza: 'You want Kofi?'
George: 'No.'
Condoleeza: 'You don't want Kofi.'
George: 'No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.'
Condoleeza: 'Yes, sir.'
George: 'Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.'
Condoleeza: 'Kofi?'
George: 'Milk! Will you please make the call?'
Condoleeza: 'And call who?'
George: 'Who is the guy at the U.N?'
Condoleeza: 'Hu is the guy in China.'
George: 'Will you stay out of China?!'
Condoleeza: 'Yes, sir.'
George: 'And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.'
Condoleeza: 'Kofi.'
George: 'All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.'
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