murat resimde gay´a benziyor.  =         in the picture  he looks like a gay .

biliyorsun cok calisiyorum    =     you know i work very much.

ne dusunuyorsun?         =   what do you think ?

him, ben birsey istiyorum. =   hmm, i ask for something.

mehmet´e bir sise viski getirebilir misin.    =   can you bring one bottle of whiskey for mehmet.

Adana´ya gidip mehmet´le evlenmek istiyorum, sonra konusuruz bunlari.  =  i want to go to adana and want to get married mehmet, we talk these later.

etmesini means from now on, in the future.

ettigini means from past to the future, beginning in the past.

my try:

Kizimin xxxx´de babasiyla beraber ikamet etmesini onayliyorum.

or

Kizimin xxxx´de babasiyla beraber oturmasini onayliyorum.

Onun ayaklari Shaquil Oneil´in ayaklari gibi buyuk. Hedo hayran kalirdi!

cucumber is slang here, hiyar (cucumber) is the owner of farm or field.

first of all, correct form in turkish.

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selam dayza ben iyiyim. sen nasilsin burada? hayat iyi Allah´a sukur, sizleri sormali. valla ingiltere basbakani ben degilim ki seni yanima alayim. ingiltereye gelmek cok ama cok zorlasti, bildigin gibi degil biliyor musun??? neyse, kendine iyi bak. selam soyle ok.

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antalya´ya git, orada kendinize bulun benim gibi, sizde gelin. ben 3 yilimi verdim kisivar. (no meaning "kisivar") hic bir sey kolay gelmez biliyon dayza, ugrasmak lazim degil mi ama.

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here is my try,

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hello dayza i am fine, how are you here. life is good thanks god, what about you. i am not the prime minister of england so i cant take you back here. it became very hard to come to england, it is not (as easy as) what you think. anyway, take care of you. hi to everyone ok.
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go to antalya, find yourselfs as i did there (in antalya), come you, too. it took 3 years kisivar! nothing is easy you know dayza, you should try, shouldn´t you?

the singer and song are on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7F40MVG0Wc

You know ma baby, you know me, know me, know...

I don´t want to be young,
I don´t want to be strong,
I don´t want to be young.

Thinking about the guys who made all the troubles }2
They ignore what they are doing } 3

ref. Do you love me (do you, do you)
Do you need me (do you, do you) } 4
Do you want me (do you, do you)
Do you, do you, do you...

When I go summer day,
I can give anyway,
It´s alarm from the sky, ( ?! )
It´s so easy when you smile.

Lala lala laaa.......

ref. Do you love me (do you, do you)
Do you need me (do you, do you) } 4
Do you want me (do you, do you)
Do you, do you, do you...

When I go summer day,
I can give anyway,
It´s alarm from the sky, ( ?! )
It´s so easy when you smile

maybe but "masallah" is used for good stuations, so i dont think it is "noise"