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1.       AEnigma III
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 16 Dec 2007 Sun 06:00 pm

Please post any problems or questions you may have regarding your personal life (especially affairs of the heart)

(Ooops! I can't spell my own name )

2.       catwoman
8933 posts
 16 Dec 2007 Sun 08:11 pm

I broke the nail on my pinkie toe, will I still have a chance to get married to a charming, handsome prince who will come get me on a white horse?

3.       catwoman
8933 posts
 16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:17 pm

Are you not responding because you don't want to tell me bad news?

4.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:52 pm

Quoting catwoman:

I broke the nail on my pinkie toe, will I still have a chance to get married to a charming, handsome prince who will come get me on a white horse?



Oh dear. I always believe in tough love so I won't beat about the bush. No Cat, sorry, but frankly with a nasty looking toe, you stand no chance of bagging a prince.

Take up basket weaving and be an old maid

5.       Leelu
1746 posts
 16 Dec 2007 Sun 10:52 pm

I have a headache will a dudu cure me of it?

6.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 16 Dec 2007 Sun 11:00 pm

Quoting Leelu:

I have a headache will a dudu cure me of it?



Yes! The reason you have a headache is because you are debauched and living an evil western life. All the drink, sex and disgusting clothes that you wear have made your head explode.

Go to Bodrum and meet a waiter. He will cure your problems and after a few months you will find that you no longer have the money to live your debached and disgusing life. You can devote all your time (and money) to him and your headaches will be a thing of the past

Good luck canim

7.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 16 Dec 2007 Sun 11:02 pm

Alpha is making ZERO effort into this page
He will not be receiving his fee!

8.       Leelu
1746 posts
 16 Dec 2007 Sun 11:49 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting Leelu:

I have a headache will a dudu cure me of it?



Yes! The reason you have a headache is because you are debauched and living an evil western life. All the drink, sex and disgusting clothes that you wear have made your head explode.

Go to Bodrum and meet a waiter. He will cure your problems and after a few months you will find that you no longer have the money to live your debached and disgusing life. You can devote all your time (and money) to him and your headaches will be a thing of the past

Good luck canim

how can I ever thank you enough. I am booking my flight for Bodrum as we speak!!! sigh .. who would have known it was this easy!!

9.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 16 Dec 2007 Sun 11:54 pm

Quoting Leelu:

.. who would have known it was this easy!!



You are welcome Leelu. Please do not hesitate to use my services again whenever required

10.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:05 am

Quoting AEnigma III:

you will find that you no longer have the money to live your debached and disgusing life.




lol Brilliant

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