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Auntie Aengima & Uncle Alpha's Free Advice Page
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 10:43 pm |
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why do people keep asking uncle omega?
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 10:50 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal: why do people keep asking uncle omega?
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He is wise and just!  He is also a Turk which means he is infalable.
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 10:50 pm |
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Dear Aunti Aenigma, Uncle Alpha(beta,gamma,delta,epsilon,zeta,eta,theta,lota,kappa) offfff whatever your last name is ..  I have a personal question. My dudu says to send him laptop, cell phone and sim card as well as various other electronics for christmas. He's muslim, I thought christmas was just a christian holiday. Do I send said "gifts"? I know you both in your infinite wisdom will know what to do.
signed,
dazed and cofused bed ameriken.
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 11:14 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting femme_fatal: why do people keep asking uncle omega?
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He is wise and just! He is also a Turk which means he is infalable. |
but hesnt answering!
thats the point!
why do you think i would ask this stupid question otherwise?
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 11:31 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal: why do you think i would ask this stupid question otherwise? |
Yhmmm.... the politically correct answer is "I was just curious"
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 11:47 am |
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Quoting AEnigma III:
The Little Prince is my favourite book - |
Dear Auntie
we share the same love to the Little Prince....should I be jealous then????
What can I do with next love that appeared last year to Eric Emmanuel Schmitt and his "Oscar and Mrs Rose" not to mention "Ibrahim and flowers of Quran"or " Marriage crimes"????Can't sleep at nights letting myself into his words...  any cure????
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 11:51 am |
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Dear Auntie and Uncle
i have a question. i am going to hometown for bayram..and i am sure that thousands of relatives will visit our house and each of them will ask same questions.like..'how much you earn? how is your gf? when are you getting married?..who cook for you bla bla bla'... is there any way to get rid of those boring questions? i started to dislike bayrams because of those stupid questions!! please help me!!!!!!
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 12:21 pm |
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Quoting ciko: Dear Auntie and Uncle
i have a question. i am going to hometown for bayram..and i am sure that thousands of relatives will visit our house and each of them will ask same questions.like..'how much you earn? how is your gf? when are you getting married?..who cook for you bla bla bla'... is there any way to get rid of those boring questions? i started to dislike bayrams because of those stupid questions!! please help me!!!!!! |
sorry to butt in...
why don't you try SATSQ technique( Snappy answers to some stupid questions)developed by Al Jaffee?))
here are some examples how it works-
Q: (from a waiter, to a husband and wife) Table for how many?
A: A hundred and twelve -- we like to change seats every few minutes.
A: One -- my wife will sit on my shoulders.
A: I don't know -- I can't count that high, either.
Q: (from store clerk to man) Is this dress a gift?
A: No, i'm planning on wearing it on my date tonight.
A: No, i'm starting a new fashion craze for men.
Q: Is it raining outside?
A: Does it ever rain inside?
Q: (Student to teacher) Can I go to the bathroom?
A: I don't know. Can you?
A: Are you wearing a diaper?
Q: Are you going to eat that?
A: No I was trying to see if I could see it getting colder!
A: No I was seeing how long you'd go without saying something about it!
Q: So, you're raising a farm?
A: No, I keep the cattle for pets.
Q: (From lady to fellow bus-rider) Isn't my baby beautiful?
A: That's a baby?
A: Yes, in a Jabba-The-Hutt sort of way.
A: Yes, but not nearly as beautiful as this spit up on my coat.
Q: You're not going to wear THAT are you?
A: Actually, i was planning on going out naked.
A: Only if you don't like it.
Q: Why can't you be like your brother?!
A: Just lucky I guess.
A: Because I'm not really into geekiness.
etc,etc,etc...make up your own answers up to expectations
good luck
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 01:35 pm |
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Quoting kafesteki kus: Q: You're not going to wear THAT are you?
A: Only if you don't like it.
Q: Why can't you be like your brother?!
A: Just lucky I guess. |
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 02:21 pm |
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Quoting ciko: i am going to hometown for bayram..and i am sure that thousands of relatives will visit our house and each of them will ask same questions.like..'how much you earn? how is your gf? when are you getting married?..who cook for you bla bla bla'... is there any way to get rid of those boring questions? i started to dislike bayrams because of those stupid questions!! please help me!!!!!! |
it seemed that i quoted this post, a few seconds ago
anyway,
its very true: thousands of relatives with thousands of stupid questions!
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 09:26 pm |
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Quoting ciko: Dear Auntie and Uncle
i have a question. i am going to hometown for bayram..and i am sure that thousands of relatives will visit our house and each of them will ask same questions.like..'how much you earn? how is your gf? when are you getting married?..who cook for you bla bla bla'... is there any way to get rid of those boring questions? i started to dislike bayrams because of those stupid questions!! please help me!!!!!! |
Dear Ciko,
My advice is to relocate to The Yemen.
Seasonal Greetings,
Auntie A. x
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