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Jokes and riddles
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09 Feb 2010 Tue 04:07 pm |
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A preacher is giving a sermon abort forgiveness.After very passionate speech he asks people
How many of you brothers and sisters will forgive your enemies?
Half of them raise their hands up.Not satisfied preacher goes on.20 minutes passed and the question returns
-This time how many of you will forgive all your enemies?
This time about 80% raised their hands.Disappointed preacher comes back to his speech.Another 30 min passes and the preacher asks again-this time how many of you.......?
As it is all about lunch time and ppl think about their meal all raise hands up except an elderly lady at the back.
The preacher asks
-why don’t you want to forgive your enemies?
-I don’t have any.
- How amazing!!!!!How old are you?
- 94.
-Wow,Can you please come here to the altar and say loud how it is possible to live up to 94 and not to have any enemies.
The elderly lady slowly approaches him,being a bit shy.She takes the microphone and says:
I survived ALL Those Bastards.............
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09 Feb 2010 Tue 11:39 pm |
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how about a Kurdish joke?
They ask the Kurd what his favoite fruit is.
He says onion.
hohohohoho
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14 Feb 2010 Sun 12:35 pm |
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13 Mar 2010 Sat 01:38 am |
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Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship. Paddy says "Its awfully quiet on deck tonight" Murphy says, ´Everyone will be watching the band." Paddy says, "There isn´t a band playing tonight" Murphy says "I definitely heard someone say "a band on ship."
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13 Mar 2010 Sat 01:40 am |
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englishman,irishman & scotsman up in front of the firing line, sergeant walks up to the scotsman, ´any last resquests?´, ´let me hear the sound of the bag-pipes before you shoot.´ he replies, asks the irishman, ´last requests?´, ´let me hear the riverdance before i die.´, asks the englishman, ´whats your last request?´, ´christ, just shoot me first will ya?
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13 Mar 2010 Sat 11:18 am |
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englishman,irishman & scotsman up in front of the firing line, sergeant walks up to the scotsman, ´any last resquests?´, ´let me hear the sound of the bag-pipes before you shoot.´ he replies, asks the irishman, ´last requests?´, ´let me hear the riverdance before i die.´, asks the englishman, ´whats your last request?´, ´christ, just shoot me first will ya?
 for both your posts....
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13 Mar 2010 Sat 11:31 am |
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englishman,irishman & scotsman up in front of the firing line, sergeant walks up to the scotsman, ´any last resquests?´, ´let me hear the sound of the bag-pipes before you shoot.´ he replies, asks the irishman, ´last requests?´, ´let me hear the riverdance before i die.´, asks the englishman, ´whats your last request?´, ´christ, just shoot me first will ya?
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13 Mar 2010 Sat 05:50 pm |
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for both your posts....
for both her posts - guess you have to be British to appreciate them (or a cloggie!!)
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13 Mar 2010 Sat 06:29 pm |
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for both her posts - guess you have to be British to appreciate them (or a cloggie!!)
You´re not telling me I resemble Brits, eh? 
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13 Mar 2010 Sat 07:25 pm |
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for both your posts....
hadi be reyhan... they´re funny haha 
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13 Mar 2010 Sat 07:29 pm |
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for both her posts - guess you have to be British to appreciate them (or a cloggie!!)
Or Irish 
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