A new place to relax and be served coffee by your hostess, Aenigma

 This is a very nice alternative to the Naughty Step!  A capuccino, no sugar please (and possibly a chocolative digestive if you have one?)

 It also stops us spoiling threads dimi?

Good morning Zulfu - can I tempt you to an espresso, latte, capuccino?

Or maybe just a nice cosy chat with Auntie Aenigma

I don´t fancy all these starbucks-novelties. Plain coffee will do, milk, no sugar, shaken, not stirred.

 Ouh you are soooooooooo 007

Good Morning Everyone.  Today´s translators, for your pleasure, are Lady In Red and Zulfu.  If you require a translation please take a number and one will be with you shortly

In the meantime, my assistant Trudy, will be circulating with drinks, snacks and sympathy.

ok, i´ll take a number...

Good morning everyone. Just having a chat to my friend in Oz - will be back later xx

A cappuccino with sugar please. And I´d like to have some ´speculaas´ with it, since it is almost Sinterklaas (named after Turkish Nicolas of Myra - Demre nowadays, who lived in the 4th century).