It is ZulfuLivaneli´s turn to entertain us

I´m very bored this afternoon - not feeling that great and can´t be bothered going out.  My husband (gentleman in red) has gone out to a bar to watch his team (Red Devils of course!).  I wondered if you´d all fancy coming round to my lounge for a change? 

 Yippie!!!!!!

 Me too   It is so dark and cloudy today that it is almost dark and I am off sick from work so can´t go out in case it "looks bad" if colleagues see me

I would love to come to your lounge - will bring Digestives (dark choc or milk?)

(I love the "Gentleman In Red" title )

 Do you have pepernoten? If not, I won´t come.

Milk please    Dutch biscuits are just wierd - and why do you name them after pieces of medical equipment????

 Huh? Medical?

 Haha!  Why do we do that???  It´s like you turn into naughty schoolgirls - what´s wrong with ´I´m not well enough to come to work (and if I did you´d all be complaining if you caught my illness off me) but I do feel in need of a bit of fresh air´!!

 Specula - its a long-handled thing with a mirror on the end used for looking into ´awkward places´! 

 Yes I know   And it is not as if I am skiving, I have been in hospital!!!!  I would just feel too guilty for some reason.

The same thing happens when I walk through "Nothing to Declare" at the airport.  I start looking very shifty, even though I genuinely have nothing to declare

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