Sex is a social and pshycological phenemonon too. Read Freud and you will see the importance of sex in human pshycology.

It is still sexual chemistry

"ten uyumu" doesnt mean only chemistry, it means "sexual chemistry". It literally means "skin harmony".

I say Confucius that: Facebook is in, you are out.

"o" is both pronoun and adjective in Turkish. But in English you can´t use he/she/it as an adjactive. You can´t say "he car". You must say "that car" But in Turkish there is no such difference.

Fenerbahçe´nin Avrupa fobisi umarım nüksetmez de turu geçerler

How different? I dont see a big difference. If he could speak proper English I am sure he would understand you. You should tell him to go to an English course. There are many courses in Turkey. He can learn some English in a year and he can communicate without help. 

Do they need an imam for the mosque? I could be a great imam

Front page is full of my song translations. Lets see if we can find a place for you too

Timur Selçuk – İspanyol Meyhanesi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaUvXFWzTm0

Kararmış, tahta masamızda bir şişe şarap
Gecelerden bir gece, bezginiz
Üstelik, adamakıllı sarhoşuz, ellerin ellerimde…
İspanyol meyhanesinde bir kadın, çığlık çığlığa şarkı söylüyor
Belli yıkılmış bir kadın, hayli çirkin, hayli geçkin, ağlamaklı

A bottle of wine on our darkened, wooden table. It is a night of nights, we are weary of life. Furthermore we are very drunk, your hands are on my hands. In Spanish tavern a woman sings a song screaming. Apparently she is a broken woman, very ugly, very old, weepy.

Zayıf, incecik elli, incecik elli, kalın dudaklı
Sesi bir tokat gibi patlıyor kulaklarımızda
Yüzümüz al al oluyor, içimiz hüzün dolu, kahır dolu, Gözlerimiz kanlı

She is thin, she has thin hands, she has thick lips. Her voice bursts in our ears like a slap. Our faces become red, we are full of sorrow and sadness. Our eyes are bloody.

Yeter, yeter… Öleceksek ölelim
Haydi vur kendini şaraba, kedere ve aşka vur
Daha içelim hey… Daha içelim hey hey…

Enough, enough... Lets die, if we have to. Come on, lose yourself in wine, throw yourself into grief and love. Lets drink more hey... Lets drink more hey hey...

İspanyol meyhanesinde bir gece
Seninle, seninle başbaşayız
Üstelik, sarhoşuz adamakıllı, daha içelim, daha içelim…
İspanyol meyhanesinde öldüğümüzü kimse bilmesin
Hey garson, bütün hesaplar benden bu gece, sen de iç, sen de iç
Kapat kapıları, kapat, kapat, yabancı girmesin
İspanyol meyhanesinde öldüğümüzü kimse bilmesin
Ölelim, ölelim artık, bitsin bu delicesine koşu, bitsin bu koşu

In  Spanish tavern, at a night we are together. Furthermore we are very drunk, lets drink more, drink more. Let nobody know that we died in  Spanish tavern. Hey waiter, I will pay for everyone, come, you drink too, you drink too. Close the doors, close, close, let no stranger come in. Let nobody know that we died in Spanish tavern. Lets die, lets die now, let this crazy run end, let it end.

Yeter, yeter… Öleceksek ölelim
Haydi vur kendini şaraba, kedere ve aşka vur
Daha içelim hey… Daha içelim hey hey…

Enough, enough. Lets die if we have to. Come on, lose yourself in wine, throw yourself into grief and love. Lets drink more hey. Lets drink more hey hey.