Cem Yılmaz - Nasreddin Hoca joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcHfPpLGWB4

uygurs arent chinese. yes they are in china now. their etnicity, culture, religion, language, even writing script are different from chinese.

hungarian, finnish, japanese, korean and sanskrit is a little similar to turkish.

arabic, persian, english, french, german isn´t similar to turkish.

similarity above is not came from shared words but comes from being a suffix language and order of the words in a sentence.

there are about 14 thousands loanwords in turkish.

6500 arabic

5250 french

1400 persian

500 english

400 greek

there is never ever any connection between turkish and chinese.

spekülatör (vurguncu) - speculator

(1) how do you write in Turkish:  "I´m a teacher" versus "my teacher" ?

"I´m a teacher":

öğretmenim.

or

ben öğretmenim.

"my teacher" ?

öğretmenim.

or

benim öğretmenim.

short translation is same but the emphasis is different, shown as bold.

(2) how do I access on my English alphabet keyboard the special Turkish letters below?

change the settings on control panel. someone else already told how to change.

turkish letters on a turkish Q keyboard is around enter key, the other keys same as in english.

order of letters:

q w e r t y u ı o p ğ ü ,

a s d f g h j k l ş i (enter)

z x c v b n m ö ç . (shift)

fono books can be useful. even if they are for turks learning english, you can use it to learn turkish. this books are one page english and one page turkish. very simple english and normal turkish on pages.

http://www.kitapyurdu.com/yayinevi/default.asp?id=60&list=1&yid=%DDngilizce%20T%FCrk%E7e%20Hikayeler&session=78402905169141644583&LogID=

Deryayı (telefonla) arayabilirim.

Ailen X´i tanıyor mu?

or

Ailen X hakkında bilgi sahibi mi.

i am not sure about the second sentence, any correction...

you are right.

Türkiye´ye tekrar gitmek isterim.

this is totally correct and the best choise but the other one can be used either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYqb1umtAoA

i decided to delete this message cus of its name, or just change the name but i cant.