Hi

Can someone please translate:

What youtube video?  Am I in it?!

Thanks if you can help!

 I find crossing my legs, jumping up and down with a pained expression on my face normally works

Why would you ask for W.C. in Turkish?  How would a Turk understand this as it stands for water closet?

Bu mesaj þimdi  etkisini göstermeye baþlýyor. Bunun hakkýnda þüphesi olanlar bilmeliler ki baba bunu gönderen þahýs bu kadar en kýsa zamanda gerçeklestiðini görerek çok þasýrdý.

Now the effect of this message is beginning to show. Without a doubt they don´t know you sent regarding this and in time he will see how much he was very confused. (I think the English is awful and I´ve got bits the wrong way round!!)

Now this message is beginning to show its effect. The one who has doubt on it should know that the person who sent this message to me was surprised  when he/she saw its effects came true in a very short time.

Bakalým,doðru mu?

I am taking care, isn´t this true?

Lets see, if its true?

Meleklerin var olduðu doðrudur, fakat kanatlarý yoktur ve bazen bunlarý arkadaþ olarak adlandýrýrýz.

There are angels here , but not always with wings and sometimes they are called friends.

Its true that angels are exist, but they have no wings and sometimes they are called friends (by us)

Bu mesaji arkadaþlarýna gönder ve bugün akþam saat 11:11 den önce sana güzel bir sürpriz gelsin.

Send this message to your friends and this evening before 11.11o´clock a lovely sruprise will come to you. (Correct)

PHEW!!!

Any corrections gratefully received.

ben öðretiyim sana fýrsat buldukca þarabi fazla kacýrdýn heralde.

I am learning - something about the opportunity to help and too much red wine??

I am confused!!  

Thanks in advance

Thank you, but I didnt mean the prescribed drugs. I meant the bad ones. Because I heard from someone that alot of soldiers in turkey become addicted to illegal drugs. So I got worried since i have a relative soldier now.