Is there any full stop in this odd chain of words, for instance here ˅:

Adiler kim kimle sevgili kimin eli kimin cebinde desen hepsi bilir ˅ adi şerefsizler YAZIK YAZIK ...  ?

In my opinion, deli, your translation is better than the original.

My Try:

Yanıtın(ız) için çok teşekkür ederim.

Geri dönmeyi dört gözle bekliyorum.

Thank you for encouraging, scalpel. For those underlined parts I can imagine some other alternatives but my ear simply doesn´t tell me which one could be better than the other. So, we are going to ask those who have more practical skills:

                   deli? Henry? insallah? tomac?...

My Try:

I am so sorry, I don´t have anything I could send to you either, my dear.

My Try:

Hello, Laura, it makes me very happy that you love Turkey and İçmeler. I hope we will have a chance to see you and your family here this year. Don´t forget that even if your family couldn´t come you have friends here. With Greetings and Love for all your family.

My Try:

Bana kalırsa, bir yere gitmek için değil, sadece gitmek için yolculuk ederim. Yolculuk uğruna yolculuk ederim. Büyük bir şey hareket etmektir.

yaz|dır|t|tı  -  double causative?

And

              Bana bir ırmak ağlattı ´He made my cry a river´

respectively...

But what if there was no direct object? If it was an intransitive verb? In that case the actor would become a direct object, isn´t it?

                   Beni ağlattı. ´He made me cry.´