Do you mean "to read me book" or to "to read my book"? Because there is a difference:

Do you read me book? Bana kitap okuyor musun?

Do you read my book? Benim kitabımı okuyor musun?

Goykum? Who is he?

He he he. Sorry. You caught me again. It is "this side"

"gidersin" here second person singular (sen) is adressed

"git" here second person singular (sen) is adressed too

"kafanı" here second person singular(senin) is adressed

dinleyin here second person plural (siz) is adressed.

And I ask why? This is an incoherence. When I saw this sentence I decided not to translate it and the other sentences. I didnt want to spend time trying to understand what he meant. I am not an oracle.

You are welcome. Did you like it?

I am an old man

The man who says "There are men over there, come to this side". You are my dear. I will take you and run away.

This doesnt make a lot of sense without the rest of the text.

I hate months. I still dont know half of them

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