I think it was the picture of him -- it proved that the stories about spying on him over the internet are right.

Well, my old team is back in the Premier league again.

Ma´s in the pink = motherwell. Ma = mother. In the pink = healthy. think you´re right.

 Go with #3.

My name is a derivative of Mary, meaning bitter. Ouch.

" Sana .... demedim mi?"

"Didn´t I tell you not to ...." is a favourite phrase of teachers and mothers when scolding their child for falling over/ getting dirty or other forms of trouble that toddlers get into when they are exploring the world and ignoring the sensible advice they receive from an adult!

Ignoring the mi makes it a negative statement, not a question. "I didn´t say". The meaning is totally different.

As si++ says, in Cyprus they have the English habit of turning a statement into a question by raising the voice at the end. "You going to the club tonight" - if raise the voice at the end means "Are you going to the club tonight?"

 Kes, I agree with gök.

Sizi uyandırmaz - does not wake you up.

Here "you" is the subject of the verb "to wake someone else up".

The -dır- bit in uyandırmak is the causative:

uyanmak = to wake up

uyandırmak = to wake someone else up (lit: to cause to wake up).

 I am so handsome it would make an orangutan jealous.

(Not me -- just translating. I am so beautiful it would make a mermaid jealous.)

 As this is in the language forum, should I translate it to Turkish.

Hav. Hav.

As the owner of 3 wonderful cocker spaniels, I´d like to respectfully suggest you use the word "it" not "köpek". My köpekler are adorable, in white t-shirts or otherwise.

 guess it´s google translate

How about a poetic translation, using a Turkish phrase:

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