Hello, I'm someone who wants to meet you
simultaneously online with your friends, your family, your work mates and anyone you want

I'm sure she meant to say "bored" (canım sıkılıyor) and not "boring" (sıkıcıyım)

my love the telephone is out of order, this is my friend's phone, I've missed you very much, take good care of yourself, I kiss you

I don't know, I have to think, I don't go out with every girl, I don't know you, are you sending everybody messages saying that you are going out with me?

I think it's "olmasını", not "ölmesini". my version:

distance is hidden in the loneliness within a person, time is only a defeat, if you want to be near someone just think, he's always with you.

what do you think?

I was kidding, you immediately get angry, ok I will take, just don't be upset, I'm kissing you on your beautiful lips.

one day your eyes wiil be arrested to my eyes and your heart will be arrested to my heart, you'll be completely mine.

you are wonderful!

hi Christine, I've sent you the translation via Private Message, you'll see it's not bizzare at all...