My Try:

Tell me what my present is so that I take it into account when I give you yours.

What kind of a present do your want?

"A politically correct way to call someone a dickhead." (Thank you Lord for Urban Dictionary.) And I was wondering why it was not a Russian name...

Glue the negation marker to the verb stem, nemanja.

I lolled so much.

Does anyone know this man´s name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kec3YSX1zic

My Try:

I only wanted a small loan for a short while because you are my friend. What is so bad about it? Ok, thank you nevertheless, undoubtedly there will be another solution. I didn´t believe you would think this way, don´t worry. But I want you to know this: I am not like you think. Because I am very sensitive in these matters.

No, AlphaF, that is if you had to choose.

My Try:

When I was small aunties used to squeeze my cheek saying: "I will take you for my daugter." Now I am calling out to them: "What about our deal?"

It is probably yok ya ´you gotta be kidding me´. Other translations here:

                          http://tureng.com/search/yok%20ya

My Try for the first one, I wish someone would explain the second sentence (for me also).

Later the Prophet ordered the companions that a trousseau with household necessities worth 480 dirhams should be bought for Fatima.

Yes, that is what aspectual elements basically bring to the sentence: the speaker´s standpoint to the state of affairs. Thanks for pointing it out, caliptrix.

Tense and aspect go hand in hand in Turkish. That is why they are difficult.