Ahh! I already sent the messages this morning, will they still be understood? Thank you very much for everyone´s help though still

Also, could I say (if it´s just for a single person:::

Mutlu yýllar! 2009´un sana dünyadaki bütün mutluluðu getirmesini dilerim. Ve telefon kontörü! Hehe.

Of course it is!  (I was thinking ´gelin´ as bride/daughter-in-law!)

(PS-we´d probably just say ´let´s celebrate!´

I would like to wish a happy new year to my lying, cheating, bastard of a (very soon to be ex)boyfriend!!  Could someone please help?

We are finished.  I found out about your friend Natalie from Hartlepool!!  Your are a lying, cheating bastard.  I´m sure you had many more ´friends´ over the summer, probably from Newcastle.  Was I the only one stupid enough to come back and see you??  I´m sure I was right about the ring as well, wasn´t I?  And as for all the rubbish you wrote in the letter that Mehmet translated for me forget it.  I can´t believe you would lie to me like that.  What did I do to deserve it?

Wishing you a happy new year.  I hope you get everything you deserve.

Thanks to anyone who can help.

akþam bizegelin kutlama yapalým

Evening we are making celebration

dilliduduk,   yardýminiz için çok teþekkürler 

sonra yok efendim iþte olmaz falan zaten tüm radndevularý iptal ettim

ve tanrý kadýný yarattý yarýn eðleneceðiz ok

later, there is no "it´s impossible and so on". anyway I have already canceled all my appoinments.

and God created the woman. tomorrow we will have fun ok?

Cheeky monkey is ´Yüzsüz maymun´ - but as some quite common expressions in English are considered a bit insulting in Turkish - as they said above - I would be careful if I were you!

I think telling someone they ´look like a monkey´ would be considered fairly rude in any language though!

My try as a learner for the first bit:

March is good yes eðer ben okuldan fýrsat bulabilirsem.

March is good, yes if I can find an opportunity (to get permission) from school.

 and some more

caným yarýn da okula gitmek istemiyor

My love tomorrow I don´t want to go to school

"caný istemek" is "to feel like to do something","to be in the mood to do something"

so "I don´t feel like going to school also tomorrow"

Arkadaþlar söyledi sýnýftan bir arkadaþ beni seviyormuþ.

My friends told me a friend from class loves me.

Herkese söylemiþ ama niyeyse benim en son haberim oldu.

He told everybody, but what if it had been my latest news. (not sure of the last bit)

"niyeyse" =>"not known why" but better to translate as "I don´t know why"

He told everybody, but I don´t know why I am the last one to get the news.

If someone said  Nasýlsýnýz?   and i replied with iyiyim, teþekkür ederim  how would i say ´and you?´   would it be: sýnýz?