1) profilinizde istanbulda yaşıyo yazıyo yanlışmı?

Your profile says (s/he) living in Isanbul is it wrong ?

2) şimdi tayvanda sın öylemi?yanlışmı anladım

Now you are in Taiwan ? right? did I understand wrong ? (not sure if Tayvan is a spelling mistake )

3) tşk edrim sende çok güzelsin keşke istanbulda olsaydın arkadaş olurduk...istanbula gelicenmi?.

Thanks you are very beautiful too, if only you were in Istanbul we would be friends,  Will you come to Istanbul ?

4) seni çok beğendim seninle arkadaş olmak isterim olurmu

I really like you, I want to be friends with you, Is it possible ?

5) tşk edrim ne zaman gelirsin istanbula seni yakından tanımak isterim

Thank you , When are you coming to Istanbul I want to know you (closely) meaning in person I guess

6) ne sorunu var msn den sohbet edelimi

What question (problem) does it/he/she have ? shall we chat on MSN ?

7) hiç görüşemiyoz seninle...saat kaçta giriyon nete görüşmek dileğiyle kib

We can never chat with each other,,,,what time do you go on teh net  wish to chat with you take care

8) nete hiç denk gelemiyoz saat kaçta giriyon nete yiyişiriz biraz...

you are never coming online/ on the internet , what time are you entering the net we can make love a bit ? (not sure haha)

9) efendim aşkım ...bak ne diyorrum sana türkiyeye gel evlenelim seninle..aşkım

yes my love  , look what i´m saying to you come to Turkey lets get married my love

1  aynen ne fark eder tuk filipin

 Exactley what difference turkish  phillipino

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Thank you so much!!

Turkish in the text is very bad. Your translation is very good.

Beni küçümsüyorsan büyük bir hata yapıyorsun.

where? 

without understanding it; it is normal

Very meaningful. At least it explains why I hate pop.

A great sin against manhood. 

Here is a great site for learning Arabic. It is very useful.

http://www.madinaharabic.com/

I am also silent these days

I would prefer psychologists to visit homes.

All my answers could be sexist. But I want to believe women are smarter than us. Especially after seeing so many stupid men. (I believe smartness and sadness are directly proportional)