Türkçe´yi kendi kendime öğrendim.

Have a nice day...And I wish you a happy new year one day in advance in case I might not see you again tomorrow. 

I really appreciate your success in finding the only absurd entry of the whole thread to post on here  

Fatih Erdoğan wrote a book for kids called:

Beş benekli baykuş bana bakıyor

(5 spotted owls are looking at me).

A bit like Dr Seuss´ tongue twisters!!!

Göküyüm: a slightly different but related question.

In English, when learning to type, we use the sentence:

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

This uses every letter in the English alphabet (26) - some more than once.

Is there a sentence in Turkish which uses every letter in the Turkish alphabet?

You mix the things up quite a lot. There is too a big difference between idiotically using the two words one immediately after another which are of the same meaning (as in geri iade, nüans farkı, örneğin mesela,etc.) and creating a modified meaning to a loanword (as in serbest, münakaşa). Every language is free to do this. For example the English word kiosk is from Turkish köşk (a large stately house;a manor house) and used for a small structure where newspapers are sold or so.

I think we have better options than rough populism to prove that language is a living organism. 

Then why you are so fond of replying each and every grammar question that is asked? How would you explain this paradox?

My try as a learner - (wait for a native to check)

Seni dinliyorum ama ne söylediğini anlamıyorum

I am listening to you but I don´t understand what you said.

Seni dinledim ama ne söylediğini anlamadım.

I listened to you but I didn´t understand what you said.

Bir saat sonra evimde olacağım.

After 1 hour I will be at my home.