vefası eksik yarım

My try as a learner for the first bit - (wait for corrections)

hiç umrumda bile değil yaşamışım yaşamamışım.

I don´t care whether I have lived or not.

bu hayatın ammına koyuyorum (I guess this next bit is vulgar so I won´t attempt a precise translation) I am having sex with this ´Hayat´.

I fuck this life

bu gün varım yarın yokum

This day (today) I am(exist), tomorrow I´m (exist) not.

evvel allah

with God´s help

sen beni affetmişsin affetmemişsin umrumda bile değil

I don´t even care whether you have forgiven me or not.

Don´t upset me.

What did I do to?-I was always honet. I am not like other people. I was in a difficult situation.

It´s boring

Don´t do it like this.

I can´t rely on you,it´s very difficult.

 Hee Hee : it also is linked to the subject, unlike "the quick brown fox...." even though the addition of "j" is a bit contrived!

hi every one hope you all had a nice holiday and i wish you all the best for the new year.

i have just received this message can you please translate for me please.

hej du er meget smukke.

du er meget smukke.

My try as a learner - (and many thanks to Gokuyum for corrections)

Seni dinliyorum ama ne söylediğini anlamıyorum

I am listening to you but I don´t understand what you say. 

Seni dinledim ama ne söylediğini anlamadım.

I listened to you but I didn´t understand what you said.

Bir saat sonra evimde olacağım.

After 1 hour I will be at my home. 

Türkçe´yi kendi kendime öğrendim.